#not smosh

[smoshybby]

Today is my birthday and I turned 30. Im officially a hag now. One can adress me as such. 😔✊️

[hey-sacramento]

hello everyone (who is everyone, anymore?)

i've been putting off making this post because this isn't an airport and i don't need to announce my departure (how self important can you BE, y'know???)

but i figured i owed at least a little bit of an explanation. even though i don't really have one.

i've been gone, i am sure y'all saw. i am gonna be honest with you. my life is in fucking pieces. my mental health is probably the worst it's ever been. i haven't had time for fandom or literally anything except barely scraping by in months. i am just. scraping.

my sister had a baby in feb (yayyy) and through a series of very unfortunate events that i literally do not have the energy to outline, i am somehow caring for my niece. my family life is imploding. my job is a fucking nightmare (thank you, us economy 🥲)

i am hanging on by the skin of my teeth while devoting most of my time to caring for a three month old. i am in. a lot of debt. my car is barely hanging on. join the club buddy

idk why i'm saying all this.

smosh was such a bright spot in my life and i made so many incredible friends in this fandom. i don't have the words to say how much i enjoyed discussing and shitposting and yakking with y'all. or how awful i feel for just ghosting literally everyone and everything. i meant to come back but at this point, irl has to take a front seat. i am tired all the time. i am sad a lot. i work and i sleep and i take care of my niece and i don't do much else, right now.

i love smosh, i loved the time i spent in this fandom, the friends i made. i am sorry i can't be more present, or even present at all, right now. i guess this is an insanely long manifesto about why i may not resume smosh posting or be around. please know that i am working on my shit, and hopefully this is just a bad season. i am so sorry to everyone who's reached out to me who i haven't been able to get back to. i am so sorry. i love y'all and maybe someday i'll be back.

all my love (for real) - hey-sacramento

[soupy-girl]

today I have received terrible news about damn near every fandom i'm in are u kidding

manon takes katseye out of her bio/not in pinky up teaser

samira mohan not in da pitt season three

new xo kitty season is bad/homophobic

when will my suffering end

[soupy-girl]

lowk starting to ship ogilvadi not because i think they would be good together or should happen at all but because i think it would be funny and realistically two socially stunted early twenty something geniuses who are forced to spend time with the first peer that wants to challenge them would probably end with one or both of them getting their wires crossed and wanting to kiss the others pedantic correction right out of their mouth if only to try to keep power in this situation they've made up in their heads

[soupy-girl]

so what are your favorite d20 seasons/characters? 👀

ok i am an intrepid heroes girlie first and foremost, but especially starstruck!! (riva and sundry sidney are my absolute favs) and also i am a basic bitch so i also love fantasy high junior year (tbk are all my children but especially riz and adaine)

as far as non ih seasons go my favs are prob never stop blowing up and dungeons and drag queens!!

[toomuchsmoshbrainrot]

In honor of the 30th anniversary of Pokemon, I'm gonna post a non-Smosh thing for a sec. :P

Made trainer cards of all my teams in the Pokemon games I've played (except BDSP. I don't have the save data, and only remember that I had Empoleon, Staraptor, and Luxray...)

ZA team/Mega edition: (used Korrina on the trainer card cuz the site doesn't have the ZA female trainer image yet)

Scarlet/Violet team:

Legends Arceus team:

Sword/Shield team:

[soupy-girl]

very nurse centric episode of da pitt u love to see it