#not taskmaster

[tugtemester]

LOL UK 2: Sam Campbell and David Mitchell feed each other desserts and chips (Other comics' reactions/laughter/commentary removed)

[tsakmaster]

honestly, who else is doing it like him?

[beetwentynine]

please tell us more about your dog-dog and the haughty princess?? 🥺🥺🥺

Three years ago, a series of events – a semi-succesful stint in rehab, a broken ankle, an untimely death, an even less timely romance, and a software engineer falling down a flight of stairs – led to me taking custody of an untrained, unsocialised 1-year-old Hungarian pointer. I didn't know a thing about dogs.

Possibly as a result of this rocky start in life, she believes she's the most long-suffering animal on earth rather than just a reasonably obedient dog.

She's gay. Achingly polite. Fussy. Impatient. Regal. She memorises car journeys and is gentle with hedgehogs. When her owner recovered from his contretemps with the flight of stairs, I returned her to him. She turned back up on my doorstep the next day, absolutely incandescent with me.

I got the second dog on purpose. She is always either happy or asleep. She likes single-word commands, running in big circles, tv, and chewing things. They're good dogs. I'm glad to have them both.

[oneeighth]

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[how-many-blogs-are-we-allowed]

Trust the Horne Section instagram to give us the Alex cuddle content we need.

[nostarsfornaughtyboys]

Things that look like Taskmaster but aren’t Taskmaster

This lovely picture of Greg with Alex and James.

[genuineooctaskmaster]

Apologies that there haven't been many new quotes recently, I've been busy with Uni stuff and moving house, but rest assured, things will pick back up again come series 11.