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Rhod: Have you looked at Wang's genitals? (S7E2)

Lee: It's a very grey area, isn't it. Where do the feet end, and the hands begin? (S11E6)

Sian: I don't sing, because I'm dead (S8E6)

Egg/Liza: Jeremy Irons lives in your garage (S6E8)

Mark: All of it was impressive apart from the bit where I destroyed my life (S5E8)

Mike: I want to trust my instincts, but my instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat and use the sound (S11E5)

Alex: To be honest, there's too much smoke to breathe. Also, there's a dead lady there. (S11E2)

Mike: It's an absolute casserole down there (S11E6)

Lee: No, in a way that makes me want to kill you [Alex] (S11E3)

Sarah: How many sides does a banana have? One? (S11E5)

Mike: You're not going to forget 31 dead orangutans (S11E3)

Greg: You looked like a provincial vicar, tied to Lee Mack, trotting across a field without a care in the world (S11E4)

Greg: So what you're saying is that Charlotte absolutely fucked it?

Alex: Well, I wouldn't have used those words, no, I would've said she completely fucked it (S11E3)

Charlotte: The problem is that time only has 2 hands (S11E3)

Greg: You then attempted to run faster than gravity (S11E3)

Lee: I need a white sheet... And a dead person (S11E2)

Mike: They're absolute wrong-uns, prawns. (S11E1)

Genuine things said on Taskmaster