#not this!!!

[doctor-tripmine]

Our entire fucking FYP is just puppy post after puppy post like holy shit leave some room for anything else???

[alrightyfruits]

you can take sharon out the club, but you can't take the club out of sharon

[cherryview]

IDENTITY FRAUD AGAIN????? you need to get less cool or something this is getting crazy cherry

idk why bad things (identity fraud) are happening to good people (me) rn!!!

[defnotaselkie]

this dashboard update could've been a funny april fool's joke but no, we must all suffer the indignity of the site looking like trash.

[victoriousscarf]

Ulmo alone came not to the Trees, but went down to the beach of Eldamar, and there he stood gazing into the gloom far out to sea, and he called often with his most mighty voice as though he would draw back those truants to the bosom of the Gods, and while he played deep longing music on his magic conches, and to him alone, lest it Varda lady of the stars, was the going of the Gnomes [Noldor] a greater grief than even the ruin of the Trees. -J R R Tolkien, The Book of Lost Tales, "The Tale of the Sun and Moon."

[rars]

UEH UEHHHHHHH

[twohalftruths]

i have made a terrible discovery

[sour-grape-s]

TOBY YOU ARE A PUBLIC MENACE