#not turkey

[autostraddle]

Friendsgiving Challenge #3: Let’s Talk (Not) Turkey

You’re looking for an impressive quick-cooking, small-scale main dish that was chosen just for you by Cat Cora her very self? WELL THAT’S THIS.

Cat! Cora! on! Autostarddle!

[mooneygemz]

When you accidentally eat something yer body doesn't like

And it's like nope, sorry, dood You know better than this

[baby-fishmouth]

FuCmnkkk

I was listening to Pauls version of chestnuts and I was singing along and he sAid HOLLY INSTEAD OF TURKEY AND I WAS LIKE FUCK PAUL YOU MESSED UP and then I realized oh yeah no meat woops sorry we're having turkey

[jodicoyote]

happy thanksgiving

i burnt my single piece of pizza in the toaster oven & then dropped it in the sink trying to carry it with a spoon.

i. what. 

[alexysmichele]

wow the bullshit happening in this paper right now

like I would be super excited to write it because

idk double consciousness and identity during the Harlem Renaissance, pretty cool stuff

BUT I'M SO TIRED OF POETRY AND WRITING PAPERS AND ALL THIS STUPID SCHOOL STUFF

where's break? I want stuffing and mashed potatoes and SLEEP

[mochaneko]

I'M IN A CHAT WITH ALBI AND BWAKA AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WILD TUKEYS IN BERRY BUSHES AND THEY'RE IMITATING MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE I CAN'T

[sydin18]

Happy Thanksgiving, lobster please!