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About time for Titles

Sarah: That's okay, my vocabulary is very vast. Fuck. Motherfuck. Motherfucker. Me: I almost broke my dick because I laughed too hard while masturbating. Sarah: Our mating rituals are too complicated for your straight mind to comprehend. Me: I love you. You mean the world to me... which is why I made a planet of the hearts of innocents. Sarah: Bob Ross fucked the Mona Lisa with his paintbrush dick. Sarah: Oh no! It's raping Jupiter! Me: ...illicit shit fountain... Sarah: You're a flamingo! A horny flamingo! Sarah: Google search "Lobster Porn". Me: And apparently there is a fetish for lobster pinching testicles.

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Say Hi to NASA's Juno spacecraft as it flies by earth one last time on her five year journey to Jupiter.

On October 9, NASA's Juno spacecraft will fly by Earth one last time on her five year journey to Jupiter.

That night, amateur radio operators worldwide will simultaneously transmit the word "HI" in Morse Code. It'll sound a little something like this: •••• ••

Want to join without a radio?