#not valveplug

[swervesbootycall]

On the size difference talk. Your requests are open so could we maybe get some oberlord and human!reader getting it down sexual style???

You look out the window at the landscape of the planetoid and turn back to holler into the intercom.

“Captain! There’s what looked like a quirked up giant robot on the horizon with a little bit of swagger and he’s busting it down sexual style!”

Your captain takes a moment to respond.

“Y/N is he. Is he GOATED with the sauce?”

You squint out the window to check. The four story murder machine is feeling himself to what could only be the melodic whispers of “Turn Me On” (by David Guetta Ft. Nicki Minaj). You watched for a good minute before coming to a conclusion. You hit the input on the intercom.

“He Might Be.”

[sideplug]

this is such a fucking niche thing and it isn't even nsf.ŵ, I just need to scream into the void.

just... please. someone. anyone. write a fic about a transformer having their period in a non-sexual context, getting gentle little belly rubs from their partner, nothing more. their partner holding them in bed, not demanding anything from them today, or for as long as they need.

do it or I'll do it myself /hj

[shockies-tiddies]

Rip my favourite fetish site idfk why youre also taken out somehow by the fucking internet ban and yet here we are

[professional-robot-simp]

i recommend!! you go check out my tf au blog!!!!

im insane :D (positive)

[shockies-tiddies]

Recently increased my antidepressants, its so hard to cum and it doesn't even feel good :'(

[shockies-tiddies]

Decepticon autobrand trampstamp tattoo

Thoughts?

[shockies-tiddies]

Not really valveplug but I have an intox kink and need a tf universe word for ouid.

What we know:

Circuit Speeders are basically uppers, C32 is the only one really named in 2005 IDW (Roller used it for a bit) which is probably like coke or speed.

Circut Boosters are downers, with Syk being one of the most widely feared of them, comparable to people's attitudes on heroin.

So ouid can act as both an upper and a downer (sativa and indica respectfuly) which puts it in an odd category. Personally, I prefer indica strains so I'm going to treat it like a Circuit Booster.

Now here's the thing. Ouid has a lot of fun names. Some great techno-babble sounding ones I've chosen are:

Haze

Gas (I'm not kidding)

Chronic

710 (reads as Oil upside-down)

Transformers Ouid Headcannon:

710 seems like a great pick, especially since oil is something automotive/aerospace related. And having a extracted/refined oil seems a bit more in universe plausible for Cybertron, a mechanical planet.

Maybe instead of 'stoned' they'd say something more like 'getting on the gas' lmao. Or perhaps "hazing" in place of blazing. Idk I just having fun with it at this point.