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36 for all possible sheppers+their loves

36. who handles spiders? (omg this is 20x more hilarious because there are actual space spider enemies in game im laughing)

clara/kaidan: SQUISH THE SPIDER

jonah/ash: jonah puts it outside or on one of the plants around the house. ash squishes them but never ever with a book because she loves her books too much to get spider guts on them

jack/zoey: multiple bullet holes in the carpet/ceiling. possible broken furniture. both of them wind up clinging to each other on top of a table because they are big babies. (this is not realistically possible because they are both vicious murder machines but it makes me laugh so i'm keeping it)

alice/garrus: "GARRUS KILL IT KILL IT YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE CONCUSSIVE SHOT" "spirits alice it's not a rachni calm down" "KILL IT" (alice is a baby and garrus is amused)

miri/emmet: there's no way spiders even get into the house in the first place miri's too smart for that

basil/steve: basil kills the spider because steve doesn't like killing things that aren't reapers

#mysheps #not-princehamlet

"Written permission to come into my ask box and yell about AUs whenever" muffled bird under a heap of dragonqueers: "thank" (like you realize that basically the whole reason the northborn/nord headcanons exist is because of you) (all those hair-braiding symbolic things are your doing, dear fox) (be proud)

yAY I AM GLAD because thats one of my favorite headcanons bless u satebird

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meanwhile in skyrim: hunting with eiran has evolved yet again (he now uses illusion magic to enrage the target into actually attacking him, then sets it on fire) (this way he doesn't have to run after it lobbing fireballs) (like let's be clear here eiran basically just goaded a goat into attacking him) (and then set it on fire as it charged) (truly a majestic mage) (an excellent hunter) (fantastic) (wow) (what is the skyrim equivalent of darwin's law because it should kick in any second now)

im cryin this is great i needed to keep this on my blog okay im sorry

#tes #eiran adventures #not-princehamlet

"#thIS DOESNT SOUND PITCHED IM???? #CHRIST #AUDIO" no no no I actually looked this up and it's an aspiring voice actress who likes to sing hardcore rap songs in her chibi voice IT'S NOT PITCHED AT ALL

IMGONNACRYHOLYSHIT

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still laughing forever about "did you learn that at bard school which is for bards" "I'm a dragonborn" (other choice thoughts from my skyrim tag: "alchemy is a marvelous art" "cut to arokh stuffing a handful of bees in her mouth") (winterhold description: "i'VE GOT THE MAGIC IN ME") (fluffmonger upon going to bleak falls barrow for the first time: "I REALLY HATE THIS TEMPLE IT IS THE WORST WHOSE IDEA WS IT" "YOU KNOW WHY BOSMER EAT PEOPLE?! SO THIS DOESNT HAPPEN" "I AM SURE THAT IS PART OF WHY")

your skyrim commentary is my literal favorite thing did i tell you that

#im publishing this so i can keep it forever #skyrim #not-princehamlet

foxfriend you and I both know that a foxdragon's hoard is a pile of sheppers

you know me so well omg

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(here have some albums) bad blood by bastille

yOOOOO

FAVORITE SONG: pompeii (only because i havent heard the rest oops)