#notacomedyblog

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I thought I was the only one who shipped pinto as hard as I do but then I made tumblr and it's clear I'm not the only one 😂

bruh i've been shipping pinto hard since the days of livejournal. tumblr has only increased my status as Pinto Garbage. i'm glad to see another bean!!

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Where has your blog been all my life 💜 in love

aww ty xxx

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Is it just me or are Olivers glasses really in style now days? They looked amazing on him and I've noticed a lot of people buying them and wearing them! I might get them too 😂

Hello! I see them frequently too so it would see they are indeed. Come to think of it, I believe Zachary Quinto's current pair are the same design as when he portrayed Oliver except the entire frame is silver. c: I'd say go for it tbh. I'm a glasses wearer too and I've always wanted a pair myself, but square lenses work better for my face. Who knows, maybe I'll get a pair as a spare just to have whenever I get new ones.

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I may or may not have a second blog with all my fandoms, celebrity crushes and guilty pleasures

( its right here!)

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I dont put my name on tumblr soooooo "Sam" 😂

Spark - PHASES

All You Had To Do Was Stay - Taylor Swift

Mad As Rabbits - Panic! At the Disco

url: i don’t get it | cool! | very nice! | awesome | give it to me

icon: okay | nice | cute! | beautiful | perfection!!

theme: difficult to navigate | alright | great | amazing | beautiful!

posts: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless

following: no, sorry! | i am now! | of course ily | forever and always

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Meanwhile in Oliver's basement as Lana wakes up

Lana Winters: -screams-

Oliver Thredson: -screams louder-

Lana Winters: .......what the actual fuck

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Story Time

Okay so, we had just bought a brand new car and it was sitting on our driveway when our stupid fucking neighbors scratched the bumper while mowing their lawn. So my dad sent the car to get its bumper painted and fixed. We also receive a rent-a-car for those few days. The rent car was the EXACT same model as our new car and the ONLY DIFFERENCE was the license plate (obviously).

Anyways two days later I was stepping out of the mall with my best friend (now boyfriend *high fives myself*) and he started walking home because he lived down the street. So I stood there and I started looking for the rent car. I decided that since the license plate was different and I didn’t know the numbers, I would just look for the model and assume that was my dad coming to pick me up. I spotted “my car” and started walking towards it. There was some next gross ass electro skrillez shit music playing on fucking full blast and I was so fucking pissed and embarrassed. I yanked the door open, stepped in and slapped the mute button on the radio and said “what the hell dad you never listen to this”.

I LOOK AT THE DRIVER SEAT TO SEE A MAN IN HIS 30’S WITH A HORRIFIED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE, ONE HAND ON THE DOOR HANDLE GETTING READY TO JUMP THE FUCK OUT AND CLUTCHING HIS WALLET AGAINST HIS CHEST.

I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN OUT OF A CAR SO QUICKLY IN MY FUCKING LIFE.