kakyoin funny moments

hi i'm emily (she/her) and i ripped my jeans man i ripped my jeans put a hole in the knees man they used to have soul now there’s just a gaping hole in my jeans

[hurricance]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[plushieanimals]

 romper, frisk, and nanigans! (aurora world)

[iloveabortions]

Kiki Smith: ‘Constellation’ at Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art (1996)

[luv2scam]

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even readily for it.

[roychewtoy]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[kushblazer666]

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[interlockingpatches]

Crustacean Cocktail Party, interlocking crochet (patterns)

[globeshaped]

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

[exai]

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids