#notbenfankhauser

[dahotchoclatey]

HTSIBWRT

How to SUCC in Business Without Really Trying

[itey]

noahs coming to see romeo and juliet today so we gotta take a selfie

[dahotchoclatey]

BEE-n Fankhauser

[loonylilylunapotter]

my wonderful tol child ily

okay so like of course Eponine (Les Mis) no shit man ALSO Red in Into the Woods and... Penny in Hairspray i’m feeling that idk and ELPHABA (Wicked) I ALMOST FORGOT ELPHABA

[loonylilylunapotter]

what do you think about notbenfankhauser this is totally not them

suuure :P

Noah is my tol child who i love v much

but seriously they’re a close friend and i know they’re not a baby they don’t need protection or anything but like they are four years younger than me i must be a parent friend i MUST

[loonylilylunapotter]

Okay but Davey and Katherine going to prom together senior year bc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ why not and he has his heart /set/ on his tux matching her dress but “David Benjamin Jacobs, there is no way in HELL I’m being seen with you in a red tuxedo. THIS IS WHY WE DON’T LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF.”

[loonylilylunapotter]

@notbenfankhauser ALRIGHT LET’S GO

DaveyKatherine (this is a fave i will fight anyone)

who’s the cuddler:

-Kath

who makes the bed:

-Davey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

who wakes up first:

-Also davey

who has the weird taste in music:

-okay neither really but like dave thinks katherine’s is v weird bc like “you’re listening to something other than taylor swift??? that’s not okay??? why would you want to???”

who is more protective:

-K A T H E R I N E DAVEY IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL IN NEED OF PROTECTION

who sings in the shower:

-I’ve said this like a million times but like definitely Davey

-(okay but like this happens like multiple times and kath ALWAYS scares the SHIT outta him and like this one time it startles him so bad he just SHRIEKS and slips and falls and fucks up his shoulder)

who cries during movies:

-b o t h it’s so pitiful

who spends the most while out shopping:

-Katherine¯\_(ツ)_/¯

who kisses more roughly:

-also kath¯\_(ツ)_/¯

who is more dominate:

-well it sure ain’t the precious cinnamon roll

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

-10 i’m not sorry