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Okay but Davey and Katherine going to prom together senior year bc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ why not and he has his heart /set/ on his tux matching her dress but “David Benjamin Jacobs, there is no way in HELL I’m being seen with you in a red tuxedo. THIS IS WHY WE DON’T LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF.”
Babes you should totally do DaveKath and JackCrutchie and SmallsSpecsRomeo for the ship thing if you didn't already (I am very sick and not fully functioning so I might have missed it).
ALRIGHT I JUST REBLOGGED A NEW SHIP THING SO LET’S GO
DaveyKath
Who would be the big spoon?
-davey bc katherine is such a tiny human being like it rly doesn’t work any other way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who would wake up first?
-Katherine (Y)
Do they have nicknames for each other?
-‘babe’ is a quite frequently used pet name
-’kathy’ is used with caution :P
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
-lbr davey’s parents would LOVE kath bc like who wouldn’t and like they’d probably be a little taken aback bc /wow/ someone actually pulled the guy out of his shell (and she’s probably fed within an inch of her life which is fine food is great)
-things go a little less smoothly with her parents (think comments like ‘i liked sarah better’ and davey hiding in a bathroom bc “WHY DON’T THEY LIKE ME” and kath trying to coax him out)
How do they apologize after an argument?
-C U D D L E S
-cuddles, ice cream, and hp movie marathons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What would they be like as parents?
-STAY AT HOME DAD DAVEY 2K15
-kath is slightly less great at the parenting thing but tries v hard
Who is more romantic?
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ kath tries harder to be but davey is an oblivious shit that doesn’t realize that she’s trying to be romantic
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
-i’m shitty at these questions¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who gets jealous easiest?
-katherine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
-kaaaath
Who is the most adventurous?
-k a t h
Who is the most protective?
-k a t h e r i n e davey is too cute and oblivious for his own good he is a cinnamon roll in need of protection
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
-aw um kath would def be all cute and bossy like ‘you’re my boyfriend okay’ but it’s all fine bc she gives him her gummies at lunch
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*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
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Do I ship it?
-Y E SSSSSSSS i am trash
JackCrutchie
Who would be the big spoon?
-Crutchie
-(jack drools and that’s the only way to avoid it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Who would wake up first?
-Crutchie
Do they have nicknames for each other?
-i mean there’s the obvious
-but like crutchie is sunshine bc he p much is a ray of sunshine personified
-crutchie started calling jack “bae” all the time as a joke but then started using it seriously without realizing
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
-ummmm
How do they apologize after an argument?
-they are sinnamon rolls what do you think
What would they be like as parents?
-g o d they would be great like they would cute with a baby but like i can only think about them fostering/adopting older kids bc like they would be the best bc like they would def know what it’s like to be that trouble-making kid that no one wants and don’t want any kids to feel unwanted, y’know?
Who is more romantic?
-crutchieeeee
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
-lbr art supplies are the quickest way to jack’s heart so there you go
-crutchie is a big fan of those cute candy bouquet things but he’d rather have something jack drew or painted anyday
Who gets jealous easiest?
-C r u t c h i e like jack is flirty af and crutchie has a possessive streak a mile wide so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
-also crutchie
Who is the most adventurous?
-Jaaaack
Who is the most protective?
-they are both vvv protective of each other so idk man
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
-think bouquets of weeds, holding hands on the playground, saying they were gonna get married, cute little kid shit like that
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*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
-¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Do I ship it?
-NO SHIT IT’S THE OTP MAN
SpecsSmallsRomeo
Who would be the big spoon?
-it’s less “spooning” and more just like a tangle of limbs so n/a?
Who would wake up first?
-Smalls
Do they have nicknames for each other?
-I mean there’s the obvious but like other than that not really
-like the boys are stupid and find it amusing to give smalls the most ridiculous nicknames possible but other than that nah
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
-ummmm
How do they apologize after an argument?
-honestly romeo is usually the one to fuck up and cause an argument so like lots of groveling on his part
What would they be like as parents?
-S T A Y A T H O M E D A D R O M E O
-they’re v much a team. like, specs tends to make the rules (semi related: PTA DAD SPECS) and smalls enforces them bc specs is icky about confrontation, romeo is the “fun” parent but like if something’s a shitty idea and munchkin should not be doing the thing, he won’t say no, he’ll just talk the child out of it in a way that makes them think it was their idea
Who is more romantic?
-TAKE A WILD GUESS
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
-specs is always a slut for books, romeo is more fond of gifts of the (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) variety, and smalls is also less fond of actual physical gifts and more fond of like cute dates and shit and excuses to spend time together
Who gets jealous easiest?
-Probably smalls actually
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
-Romeoooooo
Who is the most adventurous?
-Also Romeo
Who is the most protective?
-SMALLS she will fight a n y o n e over her boys
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
-this is the last question left and i don’t wanna do it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
-¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Do I ship it?
-duhhhh
@notbenfankhauser ALRIGHT LET’S GO
DaveyKatherine (this is a fave i will fight anyone)
who’s the cuddler:
-Kath
who makes the bed:
-Davey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who wakes up first:
-Also davey
who has the weird taste in music:
-okay neither really but like dave thinks katherine’s is v weird bc like “you’re listening to something other than taylor swift??? that’s not okay??? why would you want to???”
who is more protective:
-K A T H E R I N E DAVEY IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL IN NEED OF PROTECTION
who sings in the shower:
-I’ve said this like a million times but like definitely Davey
-(okay but like this happens like multiple times and kath ALWAYS scares the SHIT outta him and like this one time it startles him so bad he just SHRIEKS and slips and falls and fucks up his shoulder)
who cries during movies:
-b o t h it’s so pitiful
who spends the most while out shopping:
-Katherine¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who kisses more roughly:
-also kath¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who is more dominate:
-well it sure ain’t the precious cinnamon roll
my rating of the ship from 1-10:
-10 i’m not sorry
newsies It Shoulda Been You au
sarah jacobs as rebecca, getting married to jack (brian)
sarah’s family is jewish
jack’s family is...... well............. all the manhattan newsies
you see the problem
anyway
davey is sarah’s brother (of course) and the Inferior Twin because he is a HUGE NERD
SO HUGE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY CALLS KATHERINE, SARAH’S EX, AND LETS HER KNOW THE WEDDING IS TODAY
KATHERINE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
anyway katherine shows up and EVERYONE thinks she should have married katherine while they were still dating
davey and katherine, who used to be best friends before sarah and kath broke up, have a super cute friendship song and make up
aaaaaaaaand then kath tries to stop the wedding
it doesn’t work, but pretty much nobody wants the wedding to happen by that point
all the ladies get their hair done together and mama jacobs has trouble relating to these Millennial Childrens
meanwhile romeo is getting Extremely Drunk in a corner somewhere
SPOT CONLON, EXPERT WEDDING PLANNER, SAVES THE DAY
along with specs and smalls, the stoic and extremely tolerant hotel employees who push him around on a luggage cart throne
the wedding goes off without a hitch after that
that is, until davey walks in on sarah and jack making out with the WRONG PEOPLE
it turns out jack and his best man crutchie are dating??????
and also sarah and her maid of honor, snipes????
davey freaks out
shit goes down
kath only tried to stop the wedding because she KNEW sarah wasn’t into guys AT ALL
so after all this davey, who has been in charge of most of the wedding planning, is a lil pissed off because was that seriously all for nothing?????? davey paid for the cake. he is personally offended. not by the gay tho. by the money. seriously? ugh
and then mama jacobs gets n his ass about something and he’s like FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
he sings a very nice song about Not Being The Inferior Twin
and then kath walks into the room
and then davey kisses kath on the mouth
this is very confusing but very nice
davey may have gotten a little caught up in the moment but he likes where this is going
so now kath and davey are together, everyone else is gay, and they’re already married
eventually both other couples decide to come clean to their families about everything
sarah and jack got engaged because jack could only get an inheritance he was set for if he married a woman (this part include several very explicit observations by one crutchie morris)
also sarah is pregnant with jack’s baby because of an Incident which involved lots of alcohol
(speaking of alcohol, romeo is still massively drunk)
and then sarah and jack decide to get divorced and within like 5 minutes of this decision propose to their respective boy/girlfriends
everyone is cool with everything????? but also disappointed that the wedding planning all went to waste
and spot is like “i mean we need to have at least ONE wedding”
but they’re not divorced yet.........
ALL EYES TURN TO KATH AND DAVEY
“fuck it let’s fucking do it today is already fucking crazy enough”
so they get married
mama esther jacobs learns what memes are and also how to use siri
spot sits back and smiles. his work here is done
romeo, specs, and smalls all ended up making out with each other at some point during the wedding
the end
crutcchie is lovely and told me to do this meme for Davey/Katherine (thank you for seeing where i’m coming from here) so here
who wakes the other one up with kisses
Katheriiiiiine
who cooks for who
Davey (Y) he’s p good at it, Kath is p not, it works out
who is the morning person/night person
They’re both night people tbh, but Dave is much less averse to mornings once you get some coffee in him
who is the romantic one
Katherine, actually
who is the top when it comes to sex
um
who would lead in ballroom dancing
Davey (Y) (but Katherine has to tell him what to do for a little while whoops)
who is the more cuddly one
KATHERINE
who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch
They prob alternate who chooses the movie, actually
who is the one who would pay for dates
Davey insists on paying bc it’s polite, but Kath refuses to let him, so either she pays for both of them or they pay for themselves, depending on how mad she gets :P
who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes
K A T H E R I N E.
