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Luca & Alberto fanart from co director Kenna Jean Harris’ (they/them) Instagram story

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

theoppositeofprofound

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

taxidermychrist-deactivated2025

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

vampire-cathedral

fleshdyke

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

the-text-party

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

fleshdyke

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

hieronymus-botch

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

fleshdyke

thats because i lied about this

rylandgraces

Paddington (2014) dir. Paul King

ngatwa

ELIZABETH OLSEN and KATHRYN HAHN Marvel Studios’ Assembled: The Making of WandaVision

itberice

WandaVision 1.07 / Agatha All Along 1.02

loveridden1999

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.

mintykiwi

EVERY YEAR

goldscoyne

may love find you when you least expect, where you least expect

bigandtired-deactivated20250405

cryptotheism

Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

cryptotheism

It's so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go "You're right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids."