Sep 13, 2018
me: hi welcome to Starbucks! What can I get started for you?
customer: do you have anything low carb, low calorie, low sugar, not blended, non dairy, not too sweet and not too bitter?
me: ...
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water. :)))))
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me: hi welcome to Starbucks! What can I get started for you?
customer: do you have anything low carb, low calorie, low sugar, not blended, non dairy, not too sweet and not too bitter?
me: ...
....
water. :)))))
I keep waking up every morning, thinking I'm actually going to achieve something productive that day, but I never actually do.
Am I missing something?
I have zero respect for people who are unfaithful to their significant other. Like, here's the thing: you two are supposed to be a couple. Do you know how many a couple is? TWO. TWO. THE NUMBER TWO. That's why I ask my friend for MORE THAN just A COUPLE of sticks of gum. Fuck you, you unfaithful little piss-smoker.
can I ride ur dick into the sunset