#notespam

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me, after watching food network for an hour: i am an encyclopedia of cooking knowledge. i can cook anything and everything. the kitchen is the world over which i shall rule. in front of the stove, i am god. thank you, alton brown

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i'm convinced the river song we see in the library is the only real river song and the other times she appears is some clone or someone pretending to be her because the real river song, the real archaeologist who loves ruins and history, would never deface the oldest cliff face in the universe just to say "Hello Sweetie"

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here's a cool hint: if you intentionally make someone physically dysphoric, you're a fucking bully and a transphobe

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to be honest the minute a relationship arc in a story comes to "you have to make a choice between these two people whom you both like" and they spend so much time emphasising how it's gotta be one or the other, i roll my eyes so far back i see the entire universe in my head and immediately become disinterested

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what if supernatural had starred, from the beginning, bela talbot and her best friends jo harvelle and charlie bradbury with a supporting cast of jo's mother ellen, ellen's best friend bobby, and bobby's close friend sheriff mills

and what if it was about bela, jo, and charlie going hunting and tracking down supernatural criminals, monsters, and objects

bela would be the thief who's initially only interested in selling them, like she is in canon, while jo would be the hunter who meets bela in the pilot while searching for her missing mother ellen, who has gone missing while on a routine hunting trip

bela is convinced to go hunting with jo and they become good but snarky friends, and a little while later (after they find ellen with the help of jo's mentor bobby), the supernatural hacker charlie bradbury tracks bela down and wants in on their operation for personal reasons

and all the while, ellen, bobby, sheriff mills, and rufus are having subplots with each other that very often end up intersecting with the plots of bela, jo, and charlie

jo would probably be driving the impala her father used to drive and listening to classic rock all the time and bela would keep trying to put on classical music and then when charlie comes along, she'd want to install an ipod and play nerdy filks, but jo would be just as territorial of her baby as dean is

what if though

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Genderfluidity~

Cute as a girl!!

Cute as a guy!!

Cute all the time, really!!

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david oomshi and harry googlebus are two of my favourite bloggers on tumble because sometimes they reblog real emotional or meaningful quotes like

and then other times their blogs are just

and then sometimes at the same time it's like

and i have a lot of feelings about this

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i see so many posts on a daily basis about how gay david oomshi is. i used to think it wasn't true but...i think i'm starting to believe. but if i started believing that, then what else should i start believing? is the sky really blue? is ice really cold? i don't know. i feel like i don't know anything anymore. is david oomshi really gay? is water wet?