#nothing matters!!!!

[impishtubist]

I love applying to jobs knowing that at least 80% of them are just listed for funsies and the companies aren't actually hiring 🥰 and then 10% are scams 🥰 and the other 10% may result in an interview once every 6 months 🥰 and none of them will lead to a new job in time to keep the house 🥰 but I have to waste hours searching and tailoring my resume and cover letter for each one anyway even though it is pointless 🥰

[spooky-haze]

Get fucked

[honeyyglaze]

!

[lakecoded]

lost all my lip balm think I'm gonna buy some burt's bees and hair dye tomorrow

[cowabungholio]

chaotic neutral is skipping 5 episodes of a podcast to avoid death :)

[spoonfulofwhoopass]

i’m very fucking Sad today so that’s what’s happening

[admiraldora]

sometimes you just gotta listen to boney m at  2 am in the morning while drinking wine

[michaelsnot]

every time someone says 'everything happens for a reason' i want to respond with 'nothing happens for a reason'