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Imp. Find me on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/impishtubist

[impishtubist]

Welcome!

1) You can find most of my stories on AO3.

2) However, I have tons of story scraps, snippets, outtakes, and abandoned fics in my writing tag here on Tumblr. Check that out for content not found on AO3.

3) You can also find me under this username on old fandom sites like fanfiction.net, LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, etc. I don’t update those sites anymore, but they’re there if you’re interested for some reason.

4) I don’t know what else to put here. Ask box is open for anyone who wants to ask me random things or prompt me something.

[impishtubist]

I love when I'm watching a multi-episode true crime show and I figure out the murderer from the get-go. It's like I got a good grade in armchair detecting, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[impishtubist]

The thing about being a failure is that it WILL bleed into every aspect of your life. Like yes, I will never achieve the dream I've had since I was 11 years old no matter how hard I work at it, but also I will never have a stable job again and will probably lose my house.

[billciphermpreg]

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

[funkyvampyre]

Dr. Bashir i presume?

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[bluegrasshole]

do you think frederic william burton of the meeting on the turret stairs fame could ever have conceived of the impact he has had on fan art across all fandoms over 160 years after he painted that thing

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[leonardcohenofficial]

this ask wouldn’t leave my brain

[ladybugpill0wpet]

was explaining the plot of the mash finale to a friend last night and when i told her about the chicken she stopped me and said i thought you said this was a comedy?? yea girl the whole country thought the same thing let me finish

[ensign-ancic]

literally

[impishtubist]

I keep spending so much money but my house is coming together so nicely and it's so cute and I love it so much 😭 And my wardrobe is slowly being updated and the dog is so happy and I love my life.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[fistfights]

Autistic representation tends to be so infantilizing that’s why I love that Shane Hollander is a huge pervert

[carlomainzinger]

oh really? this is crowley’s definition of real terror?

[impishtubist]

Damn, not even tubas are safe from this hell administration 😭

[impishtubist]

There comes a time when you need to accept that you'll never again be the size you were a year ago and it's time to let go of all those clothes and buy new ones 😔