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Jude. 27. He/him. Farm boy by day, drag queen by night

[important-animal-images]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[red-twist]

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[ajarofham]

[feliza-navidad]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[bunnymedley]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

[bunnymedley]

mentally im here

[synapsid-taxonomy]

We gotta start posting more non-mammalian synapsids on this site. I'll start. Edaphosaurus be upon ye

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[breelandwalker]

TL;DR - No matter how skilled a swimmer you may be, hubris is not a flotation device.

[beelko]

But also if you get caught in a rip current,

And remember that rip currents arent the only currents to be cautious of. Rivers and lakes have dangerous currents too. (Rip currents aren't only in the ocean.) Be aware of the topology of where you swim, especially if there are man-made structures.

[saltwater-stranded]

seal in a bubble bath

source

[dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying]

Is this Seal dialed in or dilly dallying?

Dialed in

Dilly dallying

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[yellow-cat]

help! my dog is sharp

[yellow-cat]

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

[yellow-cat]

help. its something else now

[kreftropod]

[feyosha]

IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST

[venusmage]

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!