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How Lu boys act when they're drunk?? 👀

Except Wind ofc

Sky- he is a huge sap when his drunk. Crying and hugging everyone he can hold on to. Even strangers! Which makes him a bit vulnerable... like the hero of Hyrule can get in a wagon with strangers.

Four- ik his probably about 16-17. But have you ever heard of underage drinking? And in Hyrule, I don't think that's a law. But either way, he still won't drink. I mean, he has a migraine daily because he has 4 people in one body. Imagine 4 people drunk in one body! But if he got drunk, he'd probably just try to sleep it out immediately.

Time- Just giddy when his drunk. Wheezing and laughing at literally EVERYTHING. Someone falls? Hilarious! A fly goes into someone's mouth? The funniest thing he has ever seen. He'd be the type of person to laugh before he said the joke when he is drunk. That's probably why he doesn't like getting drunk. He still wants to keep his cool and calm grumpy persona.

Legend- I like to think he gets quiet when he is drunk. No snappy comebacks. No judgmental glares. Just plain out calmness. Like he's always thinking about something.. dunno what tho..

Hyrule- I feel like his alcohol tolerance is quite high. Maybe it's the magic in his veins. But if he were to get drunk, he would still probably act the same. Just a bit more clumsy.

Twilight- Very parental when he is drunk. Like a protective overbrother. Maybe it's his wolf instincts that kick in. I actually think he would act more like a wolf than a Hylian when he is drunk. Like he growls instinctively. Or he tries to scratch his ear with his foot.

Wild- You might think he would go crazy when he is drunk? Wrong! He just lies down and thinks about life. He has an identity crisis as he gazes at the sky. Lowkey becomes depressed. Understandable for someone who has survivors guilt.

Warriors- I see people say he's a flirt when he's drunk. But honestly? I don't really see it. Like I get it, he's charming. But there's a difference between charm and flirtatiousness. You have to remember, this man had to go through a random woman starting a whole WAR because she was in love with him. And he never met her! I think he is a very grumpy man when he is drunk. Easily irritated and just frowning the whole time.

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Pets I think the chain would have!

Sky: Birds, duh! He has a giant bird he can fly on at home! But in the modern day? He'd probably have a parrot. But not just one parrot. Like 5 of them. Sun would definitely get irritated with them.

Four: A hamster. Or even a rat/mouse maybe if he could. It'd just fit right in his pocket and he'd keep it safe with his whole life.

Time: A house filled with cats. He'd say it's all Malon's doing, but Malon is slightly allergic to cats. He would be a huge cat lady.

Legend: A hare. I know, I know. You guys probably think otherwise. But there's a huge difference between a bunny and a hare! He would have a hare. Ravio gifted it because he needed "exposure therapy." Unfortunately, Leggy likes her.

Hyrule: A tortoise. He would just love feeding those slow ass creatures green all day. To a point, he would overfeed them. He loves just watching them walk and their patterns on their shells.

Twilight: He loves all animals. But the one pet he'd have (except a horse ofc) is a goat. The irony because he is a wolf. But he'd love them. Especially the babies.

Wild: Any sort of reptile. A snake. A gecko. You name it. Maybe even all the reptiles. Maybe even inscents like a spider or something. He loves them for some very weird reason.

Wind: Fish. I know, because his a sailor. But can you blame him? He just loves the sea! And he'd love the colorful ones.

Warriors: A dog. Basic, yeah whatever. But like a police dog. He just loves dogs.

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Warm take: Time is very childish sometimes

I'd imagine Time during Majora's mask and Hyrule Warriors, he was WAYYYYY too big for his boots.

Like he speaks, acts, and leads like a fully grown adult. Obviously, people don't think of him as an adult. I mean... his like 13 that time. But he genuinely had to grow up too fast.

Now, as an adult. That puberty stage that he was robbed from when he was younger latched on to him.

Yes, he is a fully grown ass man who is married. But during stressful events, he can't just bottle it up and continue forward like he used to now, can he?

Children who grow up too fast will become childish adults in the future.

He loves anything innocent and childish related. Like sweets or toys. He loves seeing children play around. Even though I personally believe his not ready to be a father yet.

And he'd mumble under his breath and pout ever so slightly with people his comfortable with. Like Malon or maybe even the chain. (On a rare occasion).

And yes, he is a fully grown man with a wife. I'm not saying otherwise. His just a fully grown wife with issues about growing up way too fast. That's all.

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Time wanna act all mature and serious when him and Wars knows DAMN WELL he was a little punk when he was young.

And he was a polite sweet and innocent kid before he went to Termina. After dealing with Tatl for too long, he started swearing like a damn sailor.

Much like Wind, I think he hated being underestimated. Understandably so, he defeated a damn God before he's balls dropped and you wanna say he's too weak?

But after dealing with Tatl, she taught him how to use his age to his advantage. And by that, i mean manipulation.

He would act all sweet and innocent to get on the adults' good side while behind their backs he would stick his tongue out with the finger.

And during Captains war, the knights obviously didn't want to work with a damn kid. Boy was Time a handful. Purposefully waits for the knights to get injured in battle to prove that they need his help.

He wanna act all tough and scary when we all know he wakes Wars up at 2 in the morning for warm milk.

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I feel like there's days where the chain is completely non-verbal to each other.

And it's like a social battery. Since Link is known for not talking, I feel like there would be a few days of them just.. not talking to each other.

Any normal person would think that they're either focused or... mad at each other. But they aren't. This is just how they roll.

I mean, sure, they would talk a bit now and again. But most of the day? They're completely quiet. It's like they understand each other telepathically.

And one Link doesn't start it. It's like a period, it happens every month, and out of nowhere. One day they're laughing and giggling. The next day, they didn't even say good morning. Just a hum to greet each other.

But to them? A hum and a smile with a hello is the same thing. If not, the hum is better.

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What is the worst scar the chain got? (Linked universe)

(Ik Jojo already made a comic about it.)

Sky— I don't see any scars on him in general. Which I find hard to believe. Especially after he literally fought a God! He'd probably have burn scars more than anything. (Maybe electricity scars too). Remember, he had to hop on a giant sphere and run across LAVA. AND he fell through a volcano eruption.

Four— Now I'm not really familiar with his games. Don't come for me. I didn't watch the full Minishcap and Fourswords playthrough. But! Four seems more worried about magic than anything. Like, he doesn't mess with magic in general. Sure, he uses magic weapons. But I feel like he is a bit scared or paranoid around it. I thought he probably has a scar related to it. Like a permanent mark on his arm or back to show he got split into four or he turned as tiny as a minish. Maybe it's not a scar, but he thinks of it as one.

Time— Besides the obvious one.. being the eye. I thought maybe he also has some type of magic remains. Except for the Fierce Deity marks on his face. Because it's strange to me that only that mask remains on him. So I thought of it.. maybe Time has very faint gill marks on his ribs because of the Zoras mask. Or his skin gets harder when his around fire because of the Goron mask. Or maybe he has scars of a wood-like texture on his neck or something because of the Deku scrub mask. I dunno!

Legend— Now he has the second-most scars EVER! Second best to Wild. He also has magic remains on his body. I mean.. turning into a bunny.. a painting.. and traveling through worlds?! Yep. Magic marks all over him. And he doesn't seem to really care about the marks.

Hyrule— This kid is crazy with magic. No real magic marks except the wing marks on his back because he was a fairy once upon a time. Maybe electricity burns or a real burn mark because he played with fire. Literally.

Twilight— Magic remains.. obviously. First of all, Jojo made a fan comic about a fanfiction before she made Linked universe. Now, I like to think that this is canon because I read the entire fanfiction. And in the fanfiction, Twilight gets pierced through with an arrow through his abdomen, arm, AND shoulder. And on his shoulder, the arrowhead got stuck so they had to dig it out. (Still makes me wince). So... yeah. That's my baby's scars. 🥲

Wild— He already has crazy scars all over. BUT! I feel like he would also have Magic remains. I mean, bathing in Magic sheikah technology water for 100 years does something do your body, you know? I dunno. Maybe he glows in the dark or something.

Wind— Poor kid wants to have cool ass scars more than anything... You know what? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He got a scar on his head. He claims it was because of the massive endgame fight with Ganondorf. But really? He knocked his head on a rock when he was younger.

Warriors— 3rd most scars. That man went to war. WAR! He doesn't like showing his scars, that's why he dresses up all fancy. And I think he has a huge scar on his neck with the fight with Cia. That's why he has a scarf on.

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Quick! Lu suddenly became a popular boy band! What cringy thirst traps/edits would they have from the fanbase?? (Like Kpop idols)

(I know there's already a band au and I love it so much)

Sky:

He would definitely have those edits where he would make a slight pouty look, and he'd be compared to a golden retriever in the edits. Any type of those "y/n" edits, he'd be the first person to worry about them. Fanonly, he will be the "innocent" one.

Four:

Fanonly, ppl would act like he's all feisty and snappy. Because he's short. But clearly, he's the last person to really get mad. People often forget about him. Very.. VERY few people edit him. And out of everyone? His edits would probably be the best. People would only know him because he's short. Very underrated.

Time:

Obviously, he'll be that father figure. Since he's married, he wouldn't have that many thirst traps. (Due to the request from him). He would probably be the only one out of the whole group who is actually respected. But let me tell you.. Time Stans are CRAZY. ANY time they see any type of hate or thirst trap edit—they FLOOD the comment section with hate. Even with death threats... and that lead to Time personally asking them to stop..

(I can imagine that he kept his wife's identity a secret to avoid hate coming her way, but when Malon accidentally got leaked—people absolutely LOVED her. Making WAY more thirst trap edits from her)

Legend:

Rarely have thirst trap edits. Probably the second best edit (other than Fours). There would be clips of him just being the most honest one out of the group. Any of those cringy fan meetings or fan calls, he's all serious or with a disgusted look on his face. Not even attempting to be polite. He probably got canceled at least 3 times for saying something out of pocket or from his opinion

Hyrule:

Surprisingly, he's quite popular! And he has absolutely no clue about it. He would walk on the street with no disguise, and when people recognized him, he'd act all surprised as if he didn't know he has millions fans.

Most of his edits aren't thirst traps but rather of him being absolutely clueless. Forgetting lyrics.. rhythms.. dance moves.. and he'd just look around awkwardly most of the time. How is he not fired??? Well, because his fans absolutely love it!

Twilight:

He probably has the most thirst trap edits (understandably). And he'd be all nervous and shy about it. He'd be surprised to see himself on any type of media because he forgets his famous. His fans definitely love him for his wolfy and cowboy charm. After all, he was just a local farm boy! He really loves the edits of himself, cringy or not. Probably the most kindest, other than Sky, during fan meet and greets.

Wild:

Very little thirst traps. Much like Hyrule, people love him for being.. well.. unprofessional! He's the most energetic out of the group. And the craziest one. Most of his edits would be just silly things. And the comments would be just about, "I love whatevers wrong with Wild."

He would also live stream. He did that loooooong before he became an idol. And often forgets his an idol. Idoling is his side mission.

Wind:

Get compared to a chihuahua. No thirst traps, duh. But he'd probably get upset that he doesn't get thirst trap edits. Also surprisingly very popular. Probably top 3.

Captain:

Second most thirst traps. Used to be first but actually requested if there would be a stop (temporarily) because of girl drama. I can imagine his career almost ending because of allegations. (Cia). His fans have a love-hate relationship with him because people think he's problematic. (His not).

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Do yall ever think the chain gets into MEAN fist fights with each other?

Ik I probably sound a bit crazy. Like.. why would they get into fist fights?? They're literally heroes?? 🤨

But think about it. They probably view each other as brothers. Now I don't have a brother, and I'm a female! But my dad comes from like 4 brothers and one sister. And he tells me the most DIABOLICAL stories about how him and his brother knocked each other's teeth out on a Sunday morning. And he's telling the story with a laugh!

And that's when I realized.. brothers get into beef for one day and the next.. they just completely forgot the fact they wanted each other dead!

But I can imagine Legend and Captain literally tackling each other to the ground for something so dumb like a bet (before Time or Twilight steps in) and an hour later? They're busy laughing at a funny looking stick.

And it's not just them! I like to view Wind having the most anger issues (Given his a teenage boy) out of the chain. And he starts fights as soon as things don't go his way. I'm telling you, he started beef with EVERYONE in the chain.

This probably is a bit out of character for the chain. But i like to think it makes sense. They all went through extremely intense trauma and think that their stories aren't as bad as the next person's. But yeah.