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Sky: My girlfriend turned into a crystal...

Wild: At least your girlfriend didn't turn into a dragon.

Twilight: At least your girlfriend came back to you!

Legend: At least your girlfriend is real.

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How Lu boys act when they're drunk?? 👀

Except Wind ofc

Sky- he is a huge sap when his drunk. Crying and hugging everyone he can hold on to. Even strangers! Which makes him a bit vulnerable... like the hero of Hyrule can get in a wagon with strangers.

Four- ik his probably about 16-17. But have you ever heard of underage drinking? And in Hyrule, I don't think that's a law. But either way, he still won't drink. I mean, he has a migraine daily because he has 4 people in one body. Imagine 4 people drunk in one body! But if he got drunk, he'd probably just try to sleep it out immediately.

Time- Just giddy when his drunk. Wheezing and laughing at literally EVERYTHING. Someone falls? Hilarious! A fly goes into someone's mouth? The funniest thing he has ever seen. He'd be the type of person to laugh before he said the joke when he is drunk. That's probably why he doesn't like getting drunk. He still wants to keep his cool and calm grumpy persona.

Legend- I like to think he gets quiet when he is drunk. No snappy comebacks. No judgmental glares. Just plain out calmness. Like he's always thinking about something.. dunno what tho..

Hyrule- I feel like his alcohol tolerance is quite high. Maybe it's the magic in his veins. But if he were to get drunk, he would still probably act the same. Just a bit more clumsy.

Twilight- Very parental when he is drunk. Like a protective overbrother. Maybe it's his wolf instincts that kick in. I actually think he would act more like a wolf than a Hylian when he is drunk. Like he growls instinctively. Or he tries to scratch his ear with his foot.

Wild- You might think he would go crazy when he is drunk? Wrong! He just lies down and thinks about life. He has an identity crisis as he gazes at the sky. Lowkey becomes depressed. Understandable for someone who has survivors guilt.

Warriors- I see people say he's a flirt when he's drunk. But honestly? I don't really see it. Like I get it, he's charming. But there's a difference between charm and flirtatiousness. You have to remember, this man had to go through a random woman starting a whole WAR because she was in love with him. And he never met her! I think he is a very grumpy man when he is drunk. Easily irritated and just frowning the whole time.

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Legend: Huh. Must've been the wind..

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Wind: That was NOT me.

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So we got Lu in healthcare..

Lu in a band...

We don't got Lu in the police force..

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What about Lu as actors/celebrities? 👀

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Hear me out... (Lu celebrities au??)

Sky got into acting by accident. Imagine Sun absolutely loving musicals/drama plays and signed up for one but she needed a plus one. And Sky joined. (For his bbg ofc). Guess what? His an EXTREMELY good actor. Like top tier. Immediately Sun signed him up for actual acting.

Time is a child star. Like Disney and stuff. And he was like extremely popular. So popular that people started naming their children after him. But he had this shooting at a place called Termina... suddenly he lost all his fame. As if the world forgot about him. Years later he gained his fame back through acting again.

Captain is definitely into modeling. I think since he was young his family would sign him up for modeling. And easily he gained a LOT of fame. Not that I think he would really want it. I feel like he'd see the fame as a liability. (Like most celebrities).

Wild and Wind, and probably Legend are definitely influences on social media. Wild would do Twitch streams and gained lots of popularity through playing horror games and charity. Wind gives me Tommyinit vibes... Wind would know Wild from his streams and they became friends.

Dunno about Four, Twilight, and Hyrule though...

I wanna say Legend is that random guy on TikTok that gives you updates on the world and shit. While also being a funny dude who crashes out every 2 minutes. Idk, he gives me those influences who calls out problematic influences.

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"At ease..." Mini Lu Wars fic

I have no clue what at ease means 😭

"Hey, Captain. Here's your food—oh.." Hyrule paused as he saw Captain completely knocked out and against the tree. Snoring softly with his arms crossed in a sitting position.

"Man.. he's really out of it? And he's a light sleeper." Four hummed as he saw Captain. Hyrule handed the remaining food back to Wild to keep in his slate just in case Captain decided to wake up any time soon.

"Yeah. And he's like.. a huge light sleeper too. I remember walking around him and I stepped on a twig. A twig! And he woke up wide awake." Wind commented as he gulped down his food. Talking with his mouth filled.

"Poor guy is so paranoid all the time.." Sky sighed. "That must be exhausting. When was the last time he actually had a nice sleep?" Sky felt bad.

"That comes with being a knight and all." Time comments. Sipping the cup of water. Twilight raised a brow.

"Really?" Twilight asked with confusion. Mainly surprised that knights would have to be that alert at all times.

"Mhm. Back when I was in his timeline, he was much more paranoid than he is now. He acted like the moon was falling." Time nods as he leaned to the back.

"That must be hard, huh?" Four hummed. Looking at the sleeping hero again.

"To train so hard that it turns you into a light sleeper from just two words? Yeah. Sounds like torture." Wild agrees. Stirring the warm pot of food on the fire.

"Are you kidding? That sounds awful!" Sky shivers at the mere thought.

"What? You didn't go through all that knight training and stuff?" Legend asked with a skeptical look.

"Well.. yeah. We did. But like.. not to a point we would be so paranoid that we would turn into light sleepers. At least not for me." Sky shrugged. Scratching the back of his head. "I mean.. sure. I would get less sleep after my Zelda was in danger. But that didn't change my sleeping pattern all together." Sky sighed.

"Hmmm." Legend stared at Sky with a skeptical look. His hand on his chin. "And that stupid thing the knights do? You know.. the uhh.." Legend paused.

"At ease command?" Wild answers and Legend snapped his fingers.

"Yeah, that." Legend asked with curiosity.

"It's just an alert thing." Sky shrugged. "You'd get in position. That's all." Sky shrugged.

Wind smirked. "You think that would work on Captain?"

"What? If we all call at ease?" Hyrule asked. And Wind nodded excitedly.

"Yeah! Come on, let's try it!" Wind encouraged. Causing a soft laughter out of the chain.

"I don't know, Wind. He hasn't gotten a proper sleep in quite a while now." Sky said with worry. Looking at the hero again.

"Oh, come on. He can go back to sleep anyway!" Wind shrugs. Looking across the chain to see if they agree.

"Sure." Legend agreed. And soon after, everyone else agreed.

"Okay, on 3. Okay?" Wind said with excitement.

"1.." Everyone shifted their body to face the captain who was snoring with a bit of dried drool on his mouth.

"2.." Wild took out his slate quickly and pressed the camera button to get a picture out of this.

"3!"

"At ease!"

The chain collectively called out.

And the poor Captain's eyes shot open. As if he could hear the trumpets of his early morning again. He sprang up as if on instinct. He could've sworn he saw that same old tent he was forced to sleep in when he traveled across the broken Hyrule.

His body acted on it's on. Hands behind his back. Back straight. Legs apart. And chin high. It took him a hot minute to realize that he wasn't in his tent. But in a random forest.

He heard the laughter of the chain. Relaxing a bit as he saw the slate take pictures. Usually, he'd be upset.

But he was so tired he immediately lied back down and drifted off. Not even a smile or a reaction. Too tired to care.

"See? Told you he would've fallen asleep again!" Wind laughs to Sky.

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Pets I think the chain would have!

Sky: Birds, duh! He has a giant bird he can fly on at home! But in the modern day? He'd probably have a parrot. But not just one parrot. Like 5 of them. Sun would definitely get irritated with them.

Four: A hamster. Or even a rat/mouse maybe if he could. It'd just fit right in his pocket and he'd keep it safe with his whole life.

Time: A house filled with cats. He'd say it's all Malon's doing, but Malon is slightly allergic to cats. He would be a huge cat lady.

Legend: A hare. I know, I know. You guys probably think otherwise. But there's a huge difference between a bunny and a hare! He would have a hare. Ravio gifted it because he needed "exposure therapy." Unfortunately, Leggy likes her.

Hyrule: A tortoise. He would just love feeding those slow ass creatures green all day. To a point, he would overfeed them. He loves just watching them walk and their patterns on their shells.

Twilight: He loves all animals. But the one pet he'd have (except a horse ofc) is a goat. The irony because he is a wolf. But he'd love them. Especially the babies.

Wild: Any sort of reptile. A snake. A gecko. You name it. Maybe even all the reptiles. Maybe even inscents like a spider or something. He loves them for some very weird reason.

Wind: Fish. I know, because his a sailor. But can you blame him? He just loves the sea! And he'd love the colorful ones.

Warriors: A dog. Basic, yeah whatever. But like a police dog. He just loves dogs.

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Got my sister into Lu after some trail and error. Her favorite is Time because his fine which is understandable. But she HATES four 😭

She kept on confusing him for a girl and I can't 💔

It's funny because most people love Four