#nottingriri

[nukaokoro]

TEXT 🦕 NURI

Nuka: I was just shooting the shit with someone I'm driving and they started talking about Jurassic Park which is fine, whatever, not a great movie but I get it. It's fun to watch people run around! And the dinosaurs look SICK.

Nuka: But NOW they've started talking about dinosaurs like they were a REAL thing at some point and I needed to tell somebody or else I'd just laugh right in their face and I can't take another two star review.

[marcoalandale]

TEXT 💃 RICO

Marco: Hey, Riri! Weird question but do you have a date to the Halloween ball yet? Because I don't have one and I thought it'd be kind of fun if we went together! If you don't want, that's cool too but could you at least give me a costume idea then? Because I'm stumped. Thanks!

[marykatehood]

text 💬 rikate

Mary Kate: The sporting goods store didn't have any hiking boots in my size, and when I asked why they said to blame all the sad girls who listened to folklore and decided they wanted to go out into the woods for the first time 🙄

[lagunadelmar]

TEXT 🍹 LAGURI

Laguna: Deadass I'd drink arsenic if a hot person bought it for me, I'm that desperate to go outside soooooo are you going to get your ass prettied up to go out with me or not?

[marcoalandale]

TEXT 👀 RICO

Marco: Do you think it means anything if you black out doodling and when you come back you've just drawn a whole page of scary big EYES?!

[tripbell]

TEXT 📺 TRIRI

Trip: I just told somebody that I've never watched the finale of any television show ever and they looked at me like I had three heads and were all BUT HOW DO YOU GO ON WITHOUT CLOSURE and YOU SHOULD ASK A THERAPIST ABOUT THAT but like? It's really NOT that big a deal, right?

[robbshood]

text 💬 robri

Robbie: Do you think a snake would ever live in a champagne bottle?

[dumturtle]

text 💬 turi

Turtle: Are you planning on dressing up as any of your classmates for Christmas, too? I could help you come up with a list of costumes that might be almost as entertaining as Harry Hook.