if you were a dog what kind of dog would you be
oh god this is a very good question but tragically i know nothing about different kinds of dogs. i had two dogs growing up (a beagle/german shepherd mix + a rhodesian ridgeback) and those are the only dog breeds i know by name, aside from, like, chihuahuas, and i don't think i'd be any of those. so i'm going to give the fun answer instead + say i'd be a church grim (folkloric dogs that were the first to be buried in a newly established graveyard + then would guard the graveyard as a ghost to protect human spirits, and also possibly to be an ominous portent of more death, depending on the story). i think being a spooky ghost dog would be fun!
alternatively: hot pink bitch named breakfast










