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did i crack the code?

#how to tell the difference between the immolation fox and the fairer hand:#ask them what's 5+6?#together they could destroy the world #or at least get really drunk and talk about how everything sucks and they're the worst while cheris and hu look on judgementally #jedao can't understand this diagram because he's so bad at math #SO sorry this blog is almost exclusively for me to yell about whatever queer sff novel ive just finished #ninefox gambit #the traitor baru cormorant #machineries of empire #the masquerade #yoon ha lee #seth dickinson #original

i hate (love) when brennan sprinkles clues across tables bc it’s like

the schemers (idiots who do not know what the seekers and soldiers know): thjazi had a falcon animal companion with him? the paint is blood??

me (enlightened, has seen all 3 tables’ arcs): MARA THE WING!!!!!!! THE STOLEN CONTAINER OF AZGRA’S BLOOD FROM THE RITUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deeply impressed by the players’ commitment to not metagaming bc i am pounding my fists on the table jumping around and screaming right now

#still doesn’t answer the question #WHY ARE WE PAINTING THE HALLOWED ROUND WITH AZGRA’S BLOOD?#(other than because it’s sexy)#what fucking awesome ritual are u planning from the grave thjazi #when mara finally does show up on screen its gonna be crazy #my girl has been hinted at like 20 times at this point #fucking carmen sandiegoing it through campaign 4 #original #cr4 #cr4 spoilers #cr 4 #campaign 4 #mara the wing #schemers table #cr4e24 #no spoilers I just made it to the break #it’s been a fucking week and i fell behind 😭

hi, we’re the sundered houses of aramán. have you by any chance seen our son occtis, our son wicander and his demon friend, our patriarch primus, the entirety of house royce, a gnomish illusionist, or a lion man? thanks.

#I love how like yeah the pcs are going through it but lowkey the sundered houses have been having a worse week #ethrand covering for primus who is??? in the underworld sulking??? unclear #halovar frantically searching for wick and tyranny and teor #einfasen being like why the fuck did i arrest these knights #truly did not think this through!!!#original #cr4 #cr 4 #campaign 4 #critical role #cr4e21

god i wish there was a beautiful, charming young woman who worked for billionaires and could meet me in a bar and tell me all their secrets. and then maybe also we kiss? rumina rountree u are everything to me <3

#my friend works in fancy restaurants and Guys I’m Interested In sometimes come in #but she’s back of house so she never gets any good gossip #I’m like girllll tell me where they live so I can commit crimes #original #rumina rountree #cr 4 #cr4 #critical role #campaign 4

soldiers table: a violent pixie, a lion man, an autistic ranger, a demon, and the most annoying guy in all of aramán set off on a revenge quest/rescue mission, encountering secret fairy groves, zombies, and talking dog knights along the way!

seekers table: a dead man, a milf, a weird elf, a horrible twink, and the sexiest woman in all of aramán attempt to unravel the mysteries of a dark ritual gone wrong!

schemers table: average present-day usamerican friend group just trying to get by under fascism…

#I love them but I hate it here #free them #free me #original #critical role #cr4 #cr 4 #campaign 4 #schemers table #cr schemers #yk when opening night for ur play is in less than a week and the cops arrest ur tech guy?#like yeah bitch me too #it’s giving amberlough I fear #which I did make the interesting choice to reread in summer 2020 #my comfort media about the rise of fascism during the rise of fascism

i think it’s rude that brennan let the soldiers and seekers tables fight a fun assortment of various sexy tachonises and team rocket but the schemers table villains are actual real life evil people i personally have to deal with regularly in my daily life

#like the seekers get team rocket and a cool fucked up angel kid #the soldiers get a silly loser asshole and a basilisk #the schemers get Your Shitty Boss and A Cop #what the fuck brennan #brennan accurately role playing the NYPD #brennan stoppppp #brennan this is my escapist media stopittttt #dean kora wins first female brennan lee mulligan villain i don’t find sexy #i want her to die painfully #i want Murray to smash her face in with a sledgehammer #brennan why did u make ****** ******* an NPC #why would u do this to me personally #original #critical role #cr 4 #cr4 #schemers table #cr schemers

juha-art

The venerable Hounds of the King

#YESSS #YESSSSSSS #this is exactly how I imagined them #INCREDIBLE art op holy shit I fucking love them #hounds of the king #!!!!!!!#critical role #cr4 #cr 4 #campaign 4

had a dream there was a baru/tlt crossover, which in retrospect, hilarious. baru unleashed upon the tlt universe biggest mass casually event since john nuked the world. oh you don’t want to kill the emperor of the nine houses because it would extinguish the sun, killing everyone? skill issue. (side note: baru would have had just as horrible a time on the mithraeum as harrow but she absolutely would have fucked ianthe. possibly also mercymorn. and cytherea. definitely pyrrha. my girl is repressed and horny.)

#original #baru cormorant #the masquerade #the locked tomb

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS????

#AABRIA FUCKING IYENGAR EVERYBODY!!!!!#THE WHO??????#SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF #THERE WAS A RIVER #GUYS THERE WAS A RIVER!!!!!!!#original #worlds beyond number #wbn #wbn solari

i know we’re all yelling about sandy dildo vodka bath and snuff kink bdsm intro scene but can i just say that ze’doven “ze” iverex is already the greatest character of all time

#LOU MOTHERFUCKING WILSON EVERYBODY!!!!!!!#once again with the sheer word economy on this man #had probably the least amount of screen time of any of the PCs in the first episode but he had me at the first line of dialogue #that’s my bratty rich cool kid son!!!!!#doing designer drugs and wearing sunglasses indoors and complaining!!!#ze’dovan iverex #ze iverex #worlds beyond number #wbn #wbn solari #solari #happy solari day everyone

analogdelight

*in the fantasy rpg character creator making a tired, middle-aged woman* yeah i'll add a scar across her eye, i'm not driving

#STEEL WBN #THE WIZARD STEEL #my fascist wife #wbn #worlds beyond number #wbn: www #the wizard the witch and the wild one #twtwatwo

jackeloop

"As the lady of House Royce to the Lord Occtis of House Tachonis, I say: if things get squirrelly we jump out the back and jump down the cliff."

- Lady Ara fucking Nessa of House fucking Royce

#MOTHER I LOVE HER #I LOVE HERRRR <3 <3 <3 #cr 4 #critical role #campaign 4 #lady aranessa #aranessa royce #lady aranessa royce

jesse-is-inarguably-purple

lady aranessa royce…

jesse-is-inarguably-purple

she knows how to talk to horses but she can’t tie knots. she doesn’t have any copper on her. best pseudonym she can think up is her recently executed rebel husband’s last name.

#WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE #god i love her so much #aranessa royce #lady aranessa #lady aranessa royce #cr 4 #campaign 4 #critical role #original

damn they weren’t lying, that table sure can schemers

#don’t get me wrong I’m so excited for seekers table #aabria my beloved #but I fear the schemers table stole my heart with that one scene #it’s basically just an organizing meeting except it’s the most on task and productive organizing meeting I’ve ever been to in my life #and THEN we go flirt with/recruit some rich people #they are doing counter-recruitment! they are doing scouting! infiltration!#the sundered houses don’t stand a fucking CHANCE #murray mag'nesson #azune nayar #halandil fang #bolaire lathalia #schemers table #cr 4 #critical role #campaign 4 #original

#as a recovering math nerd #this bit will never not be everything to me #anyway uh wbn posting 1 hr episodes should be illegal #how am i supposed to get through the other 6 hours of my work day #erika envisioning a future in which real man brennan lee mulligan has to weld his real children into a bathroom killed me #why did they say that i love them #wbn pod #original #worlds beyond number #flight of the icaron #foti #wbn foti #wbn: foti #andrei dalca

out of context flight of the icaron spoilers

#brennan trying to do math on mic killed me #his pc is literally an engineer #but it’s about cheese #flight of the icaron #original #worlds beyond number #wbn

if anything happens to Tubes i’ll kill everyone on this spaceship

#I lied I have more things to say #flight of the icaron #all of Lou’s NPCs are so fucking good #tubes is Perfect #original #wbn #worlds beyond number

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