#notyourhooker

[thedarrparrot]

Chariot and moon

chariot:in what situations are you most assertive?: i guess when people are doing shit that will physically harm me or if someone tries to do some s hit like that. i dont cotton to it so i assert my rights as a human being.moon:do you have any recurrent dreams?: i do have that jacking off dream where i cant find anything to jack off to. and spider dreams. where a bunch of spiders are in my room and they keep multiplying so i end up having to fight off a bunch of nephila clavipes looking motherfuckers.those dreams are horrible.

[thedarrparrot]

For the ask thing Fred, shadow, and ms fortune

fred:best bad pickup line you've heard? the best bad pickup line at least for me is “you turn my software into hardware”. i dont know what a good bad pickup line is. i cannot wrap my head around it.shadow:share an interesting fact about you! I’m really not all that interested in the act of sex most of the time. I’m usually more into cuddling and stuff of that nature. ms fortune:are you easily charmed by others? Yes. I definitely am. 

[breadfishing]

I was tagged by Shea yay (that rhymeSS)

1. Write your name using song titles (I had to pull out my phone for this)

S - Single: the Neighborhood

H - Harlem: New Politics

A - Air: Shawn Mendes

N- No. 1 Party Anthem: Arctic Monkeys

N- No Control: One Direction

O- Often: The Weeknd

N- Not Today: Twenty One Pilots

2. Why did you pick your URL? I saw the breadfish on neopets and was inspired

3. What’s your middle name?

Joyce :///

4. If you could be any fictional/fairy tale character, who/what would you be and why?

anyone from Pokemon because that sounds like a good life for a 10 year old

idk I will have to get back to this

5. Favorite Color?

green? blue? 

6. Favorite Song

currently the cover of Monster by Sungha Jung and Megan Lee bc idk that’s my shit 

7. Top 4 fandoms?

omg why

5sos..... the 100, Caspar Lee/Joe Sugg and Shawn Mendes.. idk if the other ones are considered fandoms but I’m just listing stuff I currently enjoy very much lmao

8. Why do you enjoy tumblr?

I can always rely on it to find high quality pictures and gifs of my faves :-))))

9. Tag 9 mutuals

pandazelda, sunkistangel, theluckynumber8, rest are tagged below

[thedarrparrot]

April June and October ☺️

April:favourite hair colour and favourite eye colour: I have kind of a thing for gingers but im down with all types of hair colors yo. Same thing for eyes.  June:favourite book: House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski orrrr... shit i haven’t read anything in a while. Heart of Darkness was a unique experience for me personally. October:favourite game: I have many many games that I love which hold special places in my heart. For example, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl which has a fucking incredible atmosphere, or Mount And Blade: Warband because it’s cozy as fuck and just fun. However I must say the Penis Game is truly my favorite.

[thedarrparrot]

28, 53, 54

28.Do you sing in the shower?: Hell mother fuck yes i do. fuckin love them acoustics yo.53.Piercings OR no piercings? Piercings can be alluring. 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Depends on the tattoo. If it is anything but a tattoo of dickbutt i aint feelin it. But nah im down with tattoos and non-tattooed peeps.

[breadfishing]

Once you get this, list 5 things that make you happy and then put this into the ask of 10 people who reblogged from you last.

1. ryan

2. paula

3. maria

4. jamie

5. all my other friends

in no particular order :)

[breadfishing]

You're such a fucking cunt. Bitch

B) for bitch 

[thedarrparrot]

Tangelo

why must you hurt me in this way