Blastin' 😳

Nic (They/He) 26 twitter:parrottaylor

[busket]

really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic

[chloemew]

Absolutely enamoured with this snail mug I got yesterday....

A snug of snoffee

[thedarrparrot]

My boyfriend and I are poly and boy do i desire to eat coochie

His mostly

[pukicho]

Shirt

[thefuecocowizard]

Pants

[pukicho]

Stay on subject

[dirtbaby2016]

You best start believing in meet n fuck games.... You're in one!!

[lokaror]

Honorable orcish judge just sentenced me to 8 months no feast hall barbecue and restricted mace privileges fuck my green life

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

[thedarrparrot]

Im bored

[thedarrparrot]

Theyre calling her... The fluffy beast

[evilwizard]

honestly the sacred boar at the center of the world has a definite liberal bias

[anisaanisa]

Gyo | ギョ (2001—2002) by Junji Itō ☆

[thedarrparrot]

Also. I love my boyfriend deeply...

Thinkin about how a lot of my life especially on social media was a hunger for validation. Horny, also, but a deep hunger for validation, affection

.. idk. Yall know this.

[jame7t]

2026 annual Banned euphemisms for “jacking off” in competitive formats:

Peeling the puppy

Sneakin’ Yummys

Hurting my Dick Baddd

[enchantedbook]

Famous Heroes of the Kabuki Stage played by Frogs' by Utagawa Kuniyoshi, c. 1875.

[thedarrparrot]

Back on tumblr, idk what it is about this week but i feel slightly more mentally ill than usual

[yossyislandd]

it seems that the masses don’t fuck with my rigor mortis boner style

[rogersandclarke]

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from