For mod: what do you think the cast would put on their Christmas wishlists?
hmm... what an unusual ask this time of year! still, here's my answer
warden: gets the most since christmas is also his birthday!!! outside of the typical cake and candies, he'd ask for things like plushies, expensive gems, precious crafts that only have three living artisans left (i feel like we forget about his outlandishly expensive tastes, even myself), maybe even a custom statue if he's been good this year!
jared: not a whole lot since the poor bastard's budget is only 1/4 of a penny... various office supplies like staplers and staples, papers, pens, etc is all he's getting this christmas. maybe he'll get a shaving razor or even get to see charise, but it's not guaranteed
alice: superjail's prettiest guard is certainly getting a fair deal for the holidays!! mostly it's makeup, nail polish, weights and other sorts of workout equipment, maybe even a new outfit or seven (warden might even throw in a dress that he may or may not already had custom made...)
jailbot: what could you give a robot that has everything? a new upgrade to its system and a fifteen petabyte extension to its harddrive would be more than enough in its circuits
the twins: "mariah carey - all i want for christmas is you"/j /lh in all seriousness, i don't know if they'd want anything for christmas... if anything, they might ask for something inconceivable and genuinely confusing. what in the seven hells is a shleebussnorf?
the doctor: his greatest wish would be to have the nuremburg code torn into itty bitty pieces. he'd also like to see charise, but that's not always guaranteed; an unorthodox amount of hydrochloric acid would probably be enough to satisfy him
lord stingray: "WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!" in big, bold letters. his more realistic requests would be for: catastro to stop making a cuckold out of him/hj, gold-covered and ruby-studded everything, all of miss construction's discography, and to get the hell out of superjail.
jackknife: say it with me - booze, boobs, and cold hard cash!
mistress (pre-hippie): only the best for the world's best wardeness (is that a word? ... ah, who cares?)!! aside from the various makeup and skincare products she'd recieve, she'd more than likely add some upgrades to the ultraprison and some weapons to her (presumably) vast collection
mistress (post-hippie): peace and love on planet earth (and also greatful dead concert tickets)
charise: ah, charise. other than wishing this stupid love triangle between her, jared and the doctor would kindly cut the shit and die already, she too would also enjoy some office supplies (this time with a feminine touch!). i feel like she'd also be a sucker for those "live laugh love" signs and have them all over her office.
bruce: hmm... i dunno?? bruce's personality never got to shine in my opinion, but from what i remember of him, he'd probably ask for some gym equipment like alice, but with more stereotypically masculine things like a grooming kit and a football or something like that
nova: she's already a super advanced robot, i'm not sure what she'd like for christmas... maybe a system upgrade?
