#npc discourse

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[giantpetrel]

A trad conservative friend of mine (who is generally an okay guy minus the statism) was showing me a news article about the Canadian Supreme Court recently abolishing private property, and po-facedly shaking his head about it, saying "the pot is boiling, but the frogs won't jump."

My dude, that's because they're all sitting around wondering when the waiter Mr. Government is going to serve them some of that delicious boiled frog they can smell. They don't object to the state crushing people's rights under its hammer, so long as they can just barely imagine that power being used by them, against "the Bad Guys." The idea that maybe the government doesn't serve them, and never has, literally will never cross their minds.

[wageronancap]

The Douglas Adams quote "It is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it" applies to voters also.

[wageronancap]

Trump: you love pedophiles and war again

Literally all of MAGA:

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reminder it is always appropriate, most efficient, and objectively correct to reply to leftist longposting with memes, the simpler the better.

[wageronancap]

The Golden Rule is a hypothetical conditional and therefore impossible to comprehend by NPCs.

[wageronancap]

How you look when you block me for criticizing a movie because pattern recognition indicates it will be a steaming pile of garbage

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Boomers reacting to Massie losing: