#nrpincorrectquote

[newyorksfunniest]

Annalise: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Abel: Tell me about it.

Annalise: I murdered Kian last night.

Abel: I feel you.

Annalise: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Abel: Been there.

[newyorksfunniest]

Regina: And if you see Abel, give them this message.

Regina: *makes a neutral face*

Regina: He'll know what it means.

[later]

Alejandro: Oh, and Regina said to give you a message.

Alejandro: *makes a neutral face*

Abel: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[newyorksfunniest]

Adrian: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Aaron: You are a danger to society.

Ashton: And a coward. Do twenty.

[newyorksfunniest]

Aliyah: oh my god I lost my earring

Ashton: Oh my god Aliyah, there are people dying

[newyorksfunniest]

No, seriously, my parents used to have like a harness and a leash for me, because I used to run away in the airport all the time.

Regina Salazar

[newyorksfunniest]

Learn to coexist!

Alejandro Salazar, yelling at his barking dog

[newyorksfunniest]

Callum: don't whinge mate

Abel: .....what the fuck

[newyorksfunniest]

Kian: So, what’s upsetting you?

Maya: Angel's always using common phrases wrong!

Angel: Cry me a table, Hendrix.