heard on the streets

an off the books, completely on the down low, affiliated with newyorkroleplay. just a collection of incorrect quotes that were heard on the streets. DISCLAIMER: sources are mentioned in the tags. please don't copy the edits. this blog is only for members of newyorkroleplay, and outside submissions will not be accepted! also, please read this

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Eden: Listen, Reggie.

Regina: Call me Regina.

Eden: I’d rather not.

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*about the band*

Eden: You don’t have all the facts

Darcy: Which are?

Eden: I love them

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Aliyah: oh my god I lost my earring

Ashton: Oh my god Aliyah, there are people dying

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Aliyah: This is my wall of inspirational women.

Aaron: Is that a picture of you?

Aliyah: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself.

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Annalise: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Abel: Tell me about it.

Annalise: I murdered Kian last night.

Abel: I feel you.

Annalise: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Abel: Been there.

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Regina: I will not tolerate this level of foolishness in my presence!

Nadia: Is there another level of foolishness that you’d be more comfortable with?

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Aaron: Regina, my arch nemesis.

Iris: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Aaron: I have a life outside of you, Iris.

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Hunter: You read my diary?!

Thomas: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Kai: What are we doing?

Abel: Wasting our lives.

Kai: I mean for lunch.

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Louisa: Maybe you should focus on your health… when’s the last time you had a carrot?

Kai: Well, it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

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Maya: *Talkin about feelings*

Maya: *Looks over at Maverick* Are you climbing out a window?

Maverick, halfway out a window: No.

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No, seriously, my parents used to have like a harness and a leash for me, because I used to run away in the airport all the time.

Regina Salazar

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Darcy: I can't speak to your past, but I think you might have an easier time, and maybe a little bit more fun, if you learn to trust people?

Siobhan: The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown, who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again

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Learn to coexist!

Alejandro Salazar, yelling at his barking dog

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Ashton: Ah, it’s the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you’re not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, “As you were.”

Wyatt: That’s not how the forest works.

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I am WAY too sleep deprived for your negativity right now.

Aaron Cooper

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Callum: don't whinge mate

Abel: .....what the fuck