#nrpaaron

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Adrian: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Aaron: You are a danger to society.

Ashton: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Aliyah: This is my wall of inspirational women.

Aaron: Is that a picture of you?

Aliyah: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself.

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Aaron: Regina, my arch nemesis.

Iris: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Aaron: I have a life outside of you, Iris.

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I am WAY too sleep deprived for your negativity right now.

Aaron Cooper

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Regina: You're really campaigning for Asshole Of The Year, aren't you?

Aaron: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Aaron: I think you owe me an apology.

Olivia: I'LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL!

Aaron: ...

Oliva: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

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Aaron: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Alex: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Olivia: It's called connotations.

Angel: Try this one on for size: "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" or "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."

Regina: Great news! Language is now banned.

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Aaron: This city needs me.

Ashton: Alright, take it down a notch, Batman.