#nrpkai

[newyorksfunniest]

Kian: How's the prettiest person in all of New York City doing?

Regina: *blushes* I'm g-

Kai: *yells from across the room* I'M GREAT, THANKS.

[newyorksfunniest]

Annalise: Did it hurt when you fell?

Alec: From heaven? No, Annalise, I get you’re into me but-

Annalise: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Alec:

Kai: We all saw it.

[newyorksfunniest]

Kai: What are we doing?

Abel: Wasting our lives.

Kai: I mean for lunch.

[newyorksfunniest]

Louisa: Maybe you should focus on your health… when’s the last time you had a carrot?

Kai: Well, it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

[newyorksfunniest]

Waiter: What would you like to have?

Kai: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Kian: [blushes]

Kai: [puts both straws in his mouth] Look how fast I can drink!