Basically my Madara fic outline rn
Ookami Clan, to Uchiha Clan: Yo, you wanna marry our daughter, Kiyoko?
Madara: Ew no, Ookami are basically just defective Uchiha, yuck, no way. ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
Hashirama: Oh shit, sorry about that -- here, you can marry Tobirama instead, and Madara can just tutor her.
Ookami Clan: oKaY... *sends Kiyoko*
Madara: oK, bUt yOu dIdN't sAy sHe wAs *hOt*...
Kiyoko, to Madara: Tobirama is repulsed by me, he won't even touch me ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ
Madara: *sweating nervously* Yes, what a shame.
Kiyoko: I was trained my whole life, I know what I'm doing in bed, and he still refuses to sleep with me. He won't even kiss me!
Madara: *sweating profusely* Yes, what a horrible injustice, what a terrible manヽ(''ಠ_ಠ'')ノ
Kiyoko: It's like he doesn't even know I have needs!
Madara: *drowning in sweat, literally gets an erection just by looking at her* Viva la Resistance!
ヽ("""ಠ_ಠ""")ノ Someone touch this woman!
Kiyoko: *is literally riding Madara* He won't even do this! *guides his hands to touch her* Or this! *gives blowjob* I never get to exercise my passions! *sitting on his face* He said it was a mistake to even marry me!
Madara: *eating her out* What a horrible, hateful man! *going on missions just to have sex with her* Unforgivable! *fucking her brains out* He shall pay for his sins!ヽ(//ಠ_ಠ//)ノ
