Mar 29, 2017
‘ gun to your head, which situation would you rather be in: be stuck on a deserted island with only your mother for company or give up cheese for the rest of your life ? ’
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‘ gun to your head, which situation would you rather be in: be stuck on a deserted island with only your mother for company or give up cheese for the rest of your life ? ’
“honestly - i’d be surprised if i could stomach another second of being around these bobble-headed snobs who can only stand to go to the bathroom on golden-rimmed, heated seat toilets. you’d think that me constantly being surrounded by rich, self-important writers means i would be used to egotism and materialistic attitudes, but i’m not. who knows, though? maybe if i could afford, like, voss or some diamond water to clean my ass, i’d act like that too. although i doubt i’d be republican, or anywhere close to touching trump, unlike those pompous morons. i mean, their noses are just so high up in the air that i’d be shocked if they could see past them - or, god forbid, be able look me in the eyes and pay proper taxes.”