#nsrchat

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Rin: [posts a super low-quality image to the group chat]

Haym: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

DJSS: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Zuke: Actually I did the math, Haym would have $225, not $0.15.

Haym: Fam I’m right here....

Mayday: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Sayu: while ur there could u buy me an apply juice pls?

Mayday: Sorry I only have a dollar

Sayu: :(

Zuke: Hey I just realized, Haym would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Mayday: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Eve: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neon J.: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice.

Purl-Hew: apply juice to what?

Eloni: Directly to the forehead

Tatiana: Great chat, everyone.

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Mayday, in the group chat: randomly walked into art gallery with full cheese spread im going ape

Eve: If you eat it the fey own you tho.

Mayday: thats the feys problem

Mama: If you're saying that, you've clearly got more bravado than sense.

Mayday: dont got either actually just an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyones problem

DK West: "that's the fey's problem" is on the same level of response as "bold of you to assume i have blood" and i love it thank you

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Haym: [sends something super cursed in the group chat]

DJSS: Arguably the worst thing you’ve posted in this server.

Haym: I can always go lower.

Eve: Is that a threat or a promise?

Eloni: Both.

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DK West, over text: turn around!

DK West: no in the other direction

DK West: no turn around again

Zuke: West, where are you? I don’t see you.

DK West: oh im out of town but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me

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[In the group chat]

Tatiana: For the last time, “your” and “you’re” are different things!

Tatiana: “Your” is a possessive, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”

Mayday: My fire

Zuke: The one

Eve: Desire

DJSS: Believe

Neon J.: When I say

Yinu: I WANT

Sayu: IT THAT WAY

Tatiana has left the group chat

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Sayu: What's your worst fear?

DJSS: Being forgotten, I guess.

Sayu: Wow, that's deep.

Sayu, sending a picture: Mine is this fish. Why does he look so disappointed in me?

DJSS: Please never text me again.

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Neon J. learning about Social Media: Online posting is like navy combat and I am the brave general and you are the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches.

DJSS: Tranch.

Neon J.: I am sending you on a mission into enemy territory and I don’t expect you to return.

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Meanwhile, in the group chat…

Mayday: What if instead of text posts I just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it?

Mayday: Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding.

Mayday: Sounds like something Sayu would say.