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Eve: “She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”
DJSS: His name was Jarred he’s nineteen.
Neon J.: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Yinu: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
Sayu: AAAAY MACARENA!
Tatiana: Horrible job, everyone.
Eve: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Mayday: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable.
Neon J.: “For science” is a good excuse.
DJSS: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position” as a perfect reason not to do something.
Sayu: “Not since the accident” can be the answer to any question.
Yinu: You guys are leaving out “Think of the children” as a way to persuade anyone to do anything for you.
Neon J.: I have an excellent gaydar. I can determine whether someone is gay or not with just a glance!
DJSS: I’ve been in love with you for years...
Neon J.: YOU WHAT?!
[In the group chat]
Tatiana: For the last time, “your” and “you’re” are different things!
Tatiana: “Your” is a possessive, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”
Mayday: My fire
Zuke: The one
Eve: Desire
DJSS: Believe
Neon J.: When I say
Yinu: I WANT
Sayu: IT THAT WAY
Tatiana has left the group chat
Eloni: 7 million people in the earth, 0 messages in my inbox.
Neon J.: “7 million?”
DJSS: “In” the earth…?
Sayu: FREE THEM!
The Reporter Guy: And now, for a gay update with Neon J.
Neon J., watching DJSS running: GETTING GAYER!!
Reporter: Thank you. Back to you in the studio.
Yinu: And then, Mama...
Yinu’s Mom: Yes. Yes.
Yinu: I worked super hard, and I was so nice to everyone! I did such a good job!
Yinu’s Mom: I see, I see. You did a good job, Yinu.
Yinu: [emits a squeal so pure and childlike, reminiscent of a simpler time to which we can never truly return]
Neon J.: Being gay isn’t a choice.
[Camera zooms out, showing Neon J. sitting on DJSS’s lap]
Neon J.: It’s a game, and I’m winning!
