#numbered list

[dansemacabre]

hi sorry i don’t go here anymore but i feel a lot of things about the tommyinnit video and i have a lot of bit ideas and i just. i need to make a numbered list

1. obsessed with how his go to story was always “kids in school bullied me for minecraft videos” (bad, awful, sorry this happened) and not “i specifically asked for my teachers to play my minecraft let’s plays in the middle of science”. this is soooo positive and kind and affectionate because this is both something i do now (lie abt personal stories on the internet) and something i repeatedly did as a kid (deliberately got myself into Embarrassing Situations trying to mix internet and irl. i have stories too thomas….)

2. his middle name is michael. LOSER. whos name is michael. only. losers

3. i was like “wow foolish and quackity are in here a lot” until i realized that he Cannot Show Anyone Else. 75% of dsmp clips contain at least One racist and/or convicted felon

4. this guy Cannot keep fading to black and sighing. every transition it’s another fucking fade to black. Please just cut to black please just cut please just cut please please please please

5. THE TOMMY NEG CAMEO……. suddenly it was 2021 and i was on twitter at 4am and my moot was asking me if i hated philza and cheated on my girlfriend bc a random swiftie faked messages with me to be in a joke group chat i was in that dr*am got added to but never actually joined. sorry this isn’t about me but hey that was Fucking wild

6. TOMMYINNIT HAS HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS???? I AM 20 YEARS OLD GAY AND HOT AND HES HAD 200% MORE PLAY???????? sorry. Sorry.

7. i fuck w the djo! I am crying real human tears though

8. he found himself thru stand up comedy…….. be yourself because then you’ll get more views…………. he is so wise……. i must become the most famous man in nottingham…………..

that’s all. i don’t think half of these classify as bits. this is like a React video but on tumblr which is somehow worse than a react video. doesn’t matter. It’s all love

[spacebeige]

My thoughts on Elon Musk buying Twitter:

1. I hope that he runs it into the ground and I never have to hear anything from Twitter ever again.

2. I honestly believe that if you piss him off on Twitter and also happen to own a Tesla, he would jump on his laptop and brick your car in the middle of the freeway.

[thecatinthepurplepants]

RULES FOR DATING ME:

no kissing on the mouth, it feels yucky but I might for $20 USD, do NOT expect it to be good

if you give me a little smooch on the forehead before marriage or equally binding death pact I am legally obligated to punch you in the throat full force, don't play with my emotions if you expect the continued use of your windpipe

for our first date we CANNOT refer to it as a date only as "hanging out". It's not a commitment thing or because I'm weird about dating, calling it a date makes me nervous and when I'm nervous my tummy gets upset so if you don't want the date to only last an hour and a half (the maximum amount of time I'm able to hold in my devastating diarrhea blast) then we're gonna have to play it real casual to trick this stupid little ape body into chilling the fuck out

I will give you a cool rock at some point. This is non negotiable.

I WILL be crying every time you show me a minor gesture of affection, large gestures of affection will be met with a blank faced stare and a simple "alright, thanks bruh" because my brain is broken and can't do emotions correctly. This is also non negotiable.

[theotherendcomics]

Good lord, there’s a really weird bird behind that murderer

follow me on twitter

[unknownmusing]

List of Anime which Piqued One's Interest - Part 1

B: Beginning and B: The Succession (March 2, 2018 - March 18, 2021) Studio: Production I.G.

Baccano! (2007) Studio: Brain's Base

Barakamon (July 8, 2016 - September 23, 2016) Studio: Diomedea

Castlevania (Adult Animation, which is sort of like anime) (July 7, 2017 - May 13, 2021) Studio: Netflix

Great Pretender (June 2, 2020 - September 21, 2020) Studio: Wit Studio

Kurozuka (October 7, 2008 - December 23, 2008) Studio: Madhouse

Lost Song (March 31, 2018 - June 16, 2018) Studio: Liden Films + Dwango

Somali and the Forest Spirit (January 9, 2020 - March 26, 2020) Studio: Satelight (Hornets - 1-12, 4-12)

The Blade of the Immortal (October 10, 2019 - March 25, 2020) Studio: Liden Films

The Case File of Jeweller Richard (January 9, 2020 - March 26, 2020) Studio: Shuka

The Great Passage (October 14,2016 - December 23, 2016) Studio: Zexcs

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) (October 3, 2008 - September 17, 2010) Studio: A-1 Pictures

Bleach (First Series, October 5, 2005 - March 27, 2012) (Second Series, October 11, 2022 and is ongoing with PART 1 already out and trailer for PART 2 revealed) Studio: Pierrot

Case File nº221: Kabukicho (October 11, 2019 - March 27, 2020) Studio: Production I.G

For anyone who is interested in watching some anime they haven't seen or haven't watched yet here is list starting off with 1-14 of anime that piqued my interest and may pique yours.

@apastandfuturenerd,@teddybat24, @chamotea, @avidreadr2004, @thewitchofstjohns and any others that been looking for anime to watch or even rewatch.

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List of Anime which Piqued One's Interest - Part 2:

15. Fire Force - En'en no Shōbōtai ( 'Blazing Fire Brigade') (July 6, 2019 – present) Studio: David Production

16. The Apothecary Diaries - Kusuriya no Hitorigoto ('Apothecary's Soliloquy') (October 22, 2023 – present) Studio: Toho Animation Studio and OLM

17. Raven of the Inner Palace (Kōkyū no Karasu) (October 1,2022 - December 24, 2022) Studio: Bandai Namco Pictures

[candy--heart]

Two Things You Need To Know

We are half way through September.

The first day of Autumn is LITERALLY a week away.

[lostsoulstravelhere]

1. How to not be a human doormat 2. How to try and hold it all inside of you and not spew from your cracks 3. Wake up. Scare the vultures out of your ribcage. Note, today it feels like they’re feasting on the good parts of me— not just the decay 4. Look in the mirror. Watch how you rot 5. It is exhausting searching for all the places you’ve hidden yourself in time… past lives you’ve tried to keep secret 6. My past feels like splinters under my fingernails. The more I think about it the more my fears grow. They start to bleed. 7. My insides are always quivering. 8. What made you turn on yourself? 9. Be careful in the world— that much pain can change you for good.

Alexis H., a list