Space Beige

I touch ten butts when I touch ten butts, and then I touch ten more.

[only-cat-memes]

[spacebeige]

“Egads!”

[crumbofmoon]

i fuck with this heavily

[spacebeige]

I just finished organizing my box of houses, and then it fell off the shelf and spilled all over the floor

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[spacebeige]

I’ve always wanted a whole living room full of cat furniture for people

[weepingwidar]

William Wegman (American, 1943) - Warehouse Wally (1988)

[spacebeige]

Me too, Wally

[importantcatpics]

[spacebeige]

Darling! You’re home! … It’s not what it looks like!

[thememedaddy]

[spacebeige]

Ugh, FINE. But we’re done by 9, understand? If I’m not asleep by then I’ll have a migraine all morning

[pukicho]

I’m having an in of body experience right now

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

[spacebeige]

And you may ask yourself

Is that my beautiful wife in whom I am balls deep

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[spacebeige]

“I need to pay for college, and it was either this or stripping”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyone else feel compelled to be like “☝️ ‼️” when your birth date is mentioned in either fiction or nonfiction but then sometimes you be watching true crime and it’s like “the victim’s eviscerated remains were located on november 27th” and you’re like ah.. birthday.. ☝️.. but i am sorry

[spacebeige]

My mom’s birthday is on Mean Girls Day (Oct 3rd)

[evie-carnahan]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

[spacebeige]

1. The adorable blushing dove

2. The prince’s makeup game

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]

[spacebeige]

This lil guy is climbing like he’s wearing a mask and holding a big bag with a dollar sign on it

[importantpics]

[spacebeige]

New punctuation just dropped

[dogpuppy]

[spacebeige]

Which is which?

[queerpyracy]

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

[spacebeige]

What if he’s not mean or evil? What if he’s just really fucking annoying?

[cryptotheism]

if offered would you take the position of court mage or/ and alchemist?

If it pays better than my patreon maybe. I enjoy being my own boss.

[spacebeige]

Does the king back off and let you work, or is he a micromanager?

[turnupthestrobe]

[spacebeige]

Why can’t I have anything cool?

[heedra]

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

[treecitysessions]

[spacebeige]

Look at a box of Frosted Flakes and tell me Tony the Tiger doesn’t fuck