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miseducatedmelanicmuse

Like a new friend!

#august I'm fucking counting on you #do not. blow this for us. 👈👀#might do a tarot reading for the month sounds fun

dogpuppy

bakersfield-row

#well slap my ass and call me a fucking moron

correctopinionhaver

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

sivavakkiyar

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

#i remember warriormale #i miss you old friend #i hope #wherever you are #that there is a fully equipped gym with a bath and sauna #and plenty of oiled up muscular men in minimal clothing

that-edm-life

#i still think about this every so often #i think i first saw this post when i was learning spanish in highschool too

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

#we used to play a weird version of dodgeball called “bombardment” that was basically just dodgeball #i think the name dodgeball itself has some negative conotations that the school didn’t want to deal w/ so they renamed it or smthn idk #anyway as per usual the super athletic guys would fucking LAUNCH those foam nerf balls at each other #like. full fucking force as hard as they could.#and god help you if you were in the way because it didnt matter if the balls were soft and squishy at rest #when theyre going mach fucking jesus directly at you they might as well be made of concrete #i was not in the way #i was in the “out” line #and i got hit in the side of the head so hard i blacked out and woke up on the floor #i think i heard myself scream “FUCK” at the top of my lungs but i cant be sure #why was the star football player throwing a ball directly into the line of people not even playing the game? who knows #perhaps his subconscious “athletic cishet guy in high school” instincts took over and identified the most autistic queer present #anyway fuck you Colton Bird I'll see you in hell and I'll have a rocket launcher rigged up to shoot shitty foam nerf balls waiting for you

penumbraphantasm

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

penumbraphantasm

happy birthday to my thing

#i am fucking obsessed with this thing #thank you for this gift of a little doodle op you've changed my life #for the worse? for the better? who the hell knows #all i know is Pupcup Chikorita Ipad Baby Cough Comic

gracefree

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

stranglerfigpudding

wolfie-barks

themadknightuniverse

#oh my fucking god she's been particulated. to death.

helpimstuckinafandom

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

the-perfect-wagnerite-again

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

servetolive

#i wish i was sorry swifties but... this is what it all sounds like. all of it. every song. yes even your favorite. especially your favorite.

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

swan2swan

SNIPER HOLY F****!!!!!

sniperct

the crabs trying to find Mitch McConnell's rave and ending up at Lindsey Graham's

#girl help the crabs are holding a meeting to decide whether they all go to the funeral or half go and half camp out at the turtles hospital #us politics

imathers

#the only 4th of july related post i will reblog today

henstomper

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

impossiblepackage

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

henstomper

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

#me unironically and wholeheartedly sorry you tricked yourself into enjoying something that tastes bad #I'm of the same opinion but about onions but I'm way more stuborn about it in that case #oh you like the dirty fruit that smells and tastes like the worst most acrid part of cat piss??? you fucking freak???#“iT aDdS fLaVoR-” whats the flavor sharon.#is it piss? is the flavor it adds piss? because it smells and tastes like piss.#anyway hard cider fucking rocks and I've tried beer and it sucks ass L beer forever feed me hard cider

blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

mikilavellan

And no one is even doing it with me

bialkii

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

#not a single gay thing happened to me this june #not very fucking HOTTOGO in my books if you ask me 😒#all that sweating and it wasnt even in a sexy way smh

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

elizapad

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

#queer long enough and you grow into a bi-pan column #<- from prev #i cant wait to hit puberty and become a bi-pan column

no-raccoon

HE IS SO GODDAMN SHORT AND TINY AND ADORABLE, MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE THIS!

#screeching and sobbing and throwing shit around the room and rolling around on the floor #mairuma #mairimashita! iruma kun #m!ik #welcome to demon school iruma kun #wtdsik #balam shichirou #i am not physically capable of handling this why was he so fucking small #un bebé #and then he grew up to be like... 9 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse on steroids #I'm gonna go ahead and say it #the anime husband of all time tbh

beezlebutch

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

jehandant

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

#i keep forgetting that I'm disabled with my autism and adhd and mental health issues #the ingrained ablism goes hard a lot of the days with the whole “but do i REALLY count as disabled???” bs #but then i remember how many years depression and burnout and being untreated/undiagnosed for a majority of my life took from me #how many opportunities and how much life I've missed out on #and yeah. i count.#its hard to remember that I'm disabled and be kind to myself for it but I'm trying to get better #happy disability pride month #I'm on the road to doing better now

cottoncandylesbo

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

#guess whos finally properly medicated

parkchanwoohoo

#it might be the 2 am hitting me #but this is fucjing killjng ne

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