Apr 2
I need you all to know that I greatly desire to throw out everything and commit to another story where you’re Shamrock’s nursemaid/governess and he becomes obsessed with you as a mother, while simultaneously Garling is also discovering he’s attracted to you.
But you’re a casual, chill Celestial Dragon who took this job because you are not wife material, and would rather save money to travel. And every year you swear you’re going to leave the Figarlands, but the scary Holy Knight keeps raising your salary to absurd levels and you’re getting so so so rich, and really you don’t see him that much, and Shamrock is so cute and you really love him—
Bam, accidentally signed marriage paperwork.