PSA: October 31, 2020
Citizens, this year is hitting different. I’m sure you’ve all noticed the heightened restrictions on going out, wearing masks, and offering sacrifices within your bloonstone circles. We cannot stop. Numbers across the country are rising, even here in our small town. If you or someone you know has this scary disease, please quarantine. Masks are required anytime you leave your home (well, they’ve been required for a few years now, but NOW we’re actually going to enforce the rule!) And make sure it’s a good mask, no bandanas or one of those sport runner things. They don’t work! Keep yourself safe by keeping others safe.
On another note, Halloween. Yesterday, we passed around air guns to every house. Kids are going to stand at the end of the walk and scream greetings to you like, “Give me my candy!” and “Raisins are bad, give me chocolate!” and hold open their bags. Please shoot the candy into the bags. Let’s maintain a good social distance from one another.
Any leftover candy can be donated to your Sheriff’s Secret Police Officer at the end of the night. Just leave it in a nice bowl outside your door, turn on your flashing green light, and we’ll collect your donation. You’ll be good until the winter holiday season. If you don’t have enough candy, please come down to the station tomorrow with a valid reason why you aren’t contributing.
The Annual Halloween gathering is rescheduled until at least 2022. We’ve looked at the depressing numbers and unless everyone starts being real good about a lot of things, we don’t want to be near any of you until then!
Stay safe, citizens. Wear a mask. Wash your hands (which you should be doing anyway when preparing bloodstone circles). If you if in the US, vote! Have a safe and happy Halloween!
