#nya does stuff

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Wow haha...Heizou is attractive as hell

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Its almost 12 in the morning but I stumbled upon this and-

Bitch I'm dead help 👁👄👁

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Best channel I could think of to recommend about SCP is Dr Bob. And really🥺 you think I should start my own blog? Maybe one day. Once I’m not too lazy to actually go to my PC. I haven’t touch it in a... while.

But YES overprotective cat family is WHOLESOME ASF. Honestly the whole monster thing is just my overwhelming desire to see the guys freak out about the monsters that seems TOO intent on eating their beloved caretaker.

On the other hand. The feral boys Xiao, Kaeya and Childe are all shoulder cats and they fight whoever gets to ride reader’s shoulder. Until Diluc beat them to it because he has the fluffiest fur out of all of them and it’s just... it’s so SOFT who wouldn’t resist having that as a neck pillow. Diluc just gave them a smug look whenever Reader picks him up and put him on their shoulder. The second one will be Xiao because his fast, really really fast. Once he got his chance he’ll pounce and refuse to move not like reader would force him off though.

Zhongli and Albedo probably read the books Reader owns. It’s odd but also really cute.

-Birdie

Good thing its on youtube cuz my TV is off 24/7 ._.

It's just you come up with so many ideas that it cannot be contained so you must write it down! ___〆(・∀・) I can relate to that, I was like this since little and before I knew it, I became a writer. So there must be a reason why you have so many ideas, a sign. Doesn't hurt to try~ (tho I agree it is alot of work to maintain a blog hehe)

Also

I found this on pinterest, its a blessing. The reader sounds like the Tohru out of the bunch cuz shes sweet and oblivious xP Zhongli, Albedo, Diluc are considered low maintenance pets since they're easy to get along with. Childe is the worst, you be running around or getting him out of fights. Kaeya goes to places where he isn't supposed to be. Xiao can be hissy very often. Living with genshin guys as cats would drain your energy in one go!

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•Okay so big question•

Its a little NSFW but I wanna know your thoughts

Among the Genshin guys (excluding the minors like Bennett and Razor etc.) Who do you think are virgins and who do you think are not (if you can state what you think their body count is too...I'd like that) because I'm curious as hell🤔

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“It's a little NSFW”

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

*Rubs hands together* well well what a great way to start my day on tumblr. Let’s see in terms of the characters we got

Virgins

Diluc is gentleman through and through, Crepus most likely jad the influence in that. He does actually. His son was raised to be a man who respected others, ladies mostly, teaching him to be righteous in the heart and never take people for granted. Hence why Diluc is so reserved to this day that if the thought of touching someone else simply out of pleasure, he considers it condescending. Though if he were to do the deed it would definitely be the right person cuz hes a hopeless romantic too

Xiao already states he has no interest in human desires. He's a yaksha with only one purpose to serve, nothing more and nothing less. To think that humans would act so unmannerly he finds it disgusting. But if her were to have sex oh boy he cannot lead. Xiao has suppressed his emotions at such a great level that its really hard for him to express what his heart wants, to be vulnerable. (Though the upside is that he has plenty of stamina to offer <3)

Albedo doesn't understand human emotions much but he does know what procreation. Two part join which creates new life and thats pretty much it. But experiencing it himself he never thought why he needed to unless theres a result he must achieve. Considering that he's a homunculus he's not even sure if it'll work. Learns that sex is also one of the most intimate expressions of love though.

Dainsleif may have lived this long but he's not the type to make spontaneous decisions. Being a high status knight meant that he would also be very disciplined, slipping under the sheets with someone else doesn't happen to him at all since he's just that disciplined. (Plus the cursed arm he has…) Dainleif plays a tragic hero in a sense, even if he wanted to, he can't bring himself to touch his partner when theres so much on his shoulders at the moment.

Not Virgins

Kaeya has nightstands because he's an informant. "The ends justify the means" is a principle that holds true to him despite being raised by Master Crepus as well. It can be his flirty attitude towards woman that makes him like this but its more than that. Kaeya is an incredibly lonely man and having friends with benefits is a way for him to feel loved/needed(even temporarily) at some degree. Thats why he likes having women fawn over him. When he's truly in love Kaeya becomes a lot of considerate in bed.

Childe loves being spontaneous, whatever excites him he'll do it. The first time he had sex was in his teenage years with some girl he doesn't even remember. He's not as excessive as Kaeya since out in the battlefield is where the REAL thrill resides. Though the funny part is when he does have sex with someone he cherishes, Childe suddenly becomes a virgin again. He's so awkward (LOL). Unsure of what to do since he doesn't intend to hurt his partner at all.

Zhongli comes with experiences throughout his lifetime (in various bodies too, both genders in fact). He had some lovers along the way, a few serious ones and even started a family at some point. They all passed away though. Needless to say, Zhongli being a traditional man means he will only have sex after getting married. The act is more ceremonial than an activity for enjoyment so even though he's experienced, he's still picky.

I wanted to add body count but not sure what it meant T_T Feel free to correct me though, I don't mind writing it in!!!

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It’s me, Birdie. It has been a while, like A WHILE. Lots of things happen and will keep happening. I didn’t know getting vaccinated will give me a horrible fever and I’m too tired to even think!!! I heard it’ll be better after the second, hopefully that’s true!! I haven’t word vomited for so long and I’m still tired so this will be short... I think...

So anyway my friend send me this dialogue prompt ‘Seduce them with your bakery skills that’s how I met your mother/father.’

At first I thought about Isekai trope BUT I thought of a better idea.

Imagine this there’s a famous bakery in Liyue that Childe and most of the fatui like to go to. Well everyone loves to go to the bakery but for some reason the fatui just flock in. Especially Childe. There’s also Zhongli, Ganyu... basically most of the cast love the bakery and the baker *ahem*

Just imagine this too, Childe telling the cute baker that they should prepare for a storm because it’s going to be storming hard later. The baker looks at the sunny sky and look at him weirdly. Childe just give them some vague and bs reasons as to why he said that and think that. When the baker relents to Childe insistence of closing up early and going somewhere safer, Childe give a signal for the fatui outside and everyone just diligently started closing up the shop and making sure whatever ingredients and equipment the baker had will be safe. The baker is just 🧍🧍‍♀️as they watch the fatui minions work. And then they got escorted to a safer location as if they were some VIP.

La Signora visits the shop after or before the whole debacle of waking up and fighting the ancient god thing. She wants to know what so special about some bakery that for some reason made most of the fatui into soft buffoons. She met the baker and tasted their recommend special pastry. After she finish, wiping her mouth elegantly she turn to the baker with a smile

La Signora: How would like to open up shop in Shezhnaya?

Baker: H-huh?

Childe appearing out of nowhere: What a great idea! Ms. Y/N could even personally go and see through the entire thing!

Zhongli who came in with Childe: Now hold on a minute.

Hahahhahaha as if the Lord of Geo will let some Snezhnayan steal one of his beloved people

Ok ok even funnier

Venti: H—

Zhongli: No.

(Hi Birdie! Wow what an unexpected surprise, yes time flies by so fast T_T I hope you're coping up okay with those vaccines, I remember getting mine and all I wanted to do was sleep haha. But they did go away after a day or two! Just make sure you're able to get proper rest and also maybe eat your favourite dish to take your mind off things~)

EEEEEEE I always am a fan of Childe x Reader concepts where the reader is just a regular person living in their regular world while Childe is that chaotic bf living in his thirst-for-world-domination life. But when he decides to settle down, he'll be helping his s/o with baking cake, cupcakes and other goodies 🥺 this man may be a killing machine but we all know he's just a big dork who can cook and loves his sibilings.

Now that the others have joined in....yeah this whole thing has transformed to an otome reverse harem romcom story with our local super innocent and dense MC, Venti being the best friend but keeps getting friendzoned despite his advances, Childe about to start a fight since their energy together is jsut pure chaos, Signora rolling her eyes in the background along with Zhongli while he sips his tea (but we all know they're just waiting for an opportunity to slip in and steal MC away hehe) and Ganyu being an actualy sweetheart and ACTUALLY helping MC out unlike some ppl >.>

I love this family sm :') tho sooner or later we gonna have a signora boss fight in game and I just cannot wait to unleash the might my ningguang (ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆

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Me after reading the manga with Diluc and Dottore scene after Krupp was murdered:

Wait

This is literally batman vs joker

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Mihoyo: releases new character

Fandom: drops to their knees

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Regarding ur vision post. If you read the description on the gems (anemo chunk, pyro gem, ect) of each element it tells you the personality type needed for said vision!

Ohhh yes, I remember! The first ever 5 star gem I got was the cryo one and the description regarding to the Tsaritsa's feelings really hit me :( I love how Mihoyo spreads the details so subtly yet respects our intelligence enough t figure them out. I absolutely looooove it when writers mix elements with the character's personalities, it adds so much more depth to worldbuiling.

Oops I'm gonna end up rambling here but thanks for the heads up anon~