Flash back to that time I almost 'won the belt' w two brothers on NYE but didn't understand what was going on. I was waiting in line for a club in Seattle w my friends and struck up a conversation a these two guys. Come to find out, we were from the same neighbourhood in Texas. We even went to the same school. All while we were talking, they were caressing my hands to keep them warm for me bc it had unexpectedly snowed. They both kept trying to pull me in to them, but not fighting over me. Eventually, my very drunk friends had enough and snatched me away from the guys. They are admitted cock blocks and I'm INCREDIBLY oblivious. They pulled me aside and hid me from them whilst explaining what was going on to me, bc apparently, these guys weren't just being friendly. They did try to link back up a few times, but my friends wouldn't allow it. Eventually, we made it back to my girl friend's place and crashed. In the morning, we all had coffee and breakfast and tried to piece together the night and the sober(est) one explained what happened. I still didn't believe these guys were hitting on me even though they both got handsy w me. Months later, I asked my husband, then bf, about it. He said that I'm incredibly oblivious ("babe, I've liked you since forever and it took until recently for you to catch on" his exact words) and they probably were trying to get with me. Tbf, I'm always surprised when one guy is into me, so two being into me, at the same time?! What?! No! Impossible!! Anyways, moral of the story, my friends are cock blocks (They say it's bc they're projective), I'm more desirable than I realize and incredibly oblivious.