#nyoomerr

[xn3city]

I do know that in SVSSS Binghe is a lithe bishounen type. But in @nyoomerr's binggeyuan dimension-hopper "if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine", he ends up in sweats because they don't sell off-the-rack tailored stuff big enough for him - or at least so Shen Yuan claims. Even in sweats you know Shen Yuan has him looking like a shaved bear that someone wrestled into a sausage casing. You know I believe in old Shen Yuan rights, but the kid in this fic is such a little shit, he's great.

(for a much cuter version, see @shitpostlemon's adorable drawing.)

[yjnoodles]

Dog Training (Rent a Boyfriend)

Binghe breaks shit and needs to earn back good boy stars. Except he complains and gets them thrown at him instead. (From this super silly fun and (great read),)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47862913/chapters/120666622 READ IT!!)

Poor Binghe let go of those pigtails he was trying SO hard to glue back on and they fell. Surely he’ll get it next time.

[wifehalo]

prompt for @/SVSSSAction (twt) from @nyoomerr , ty for the donation!!!

sqq should kiss him silly, and Soon