03/26/2021
I had somewhere between 69 and 420 bro-jokes to choose from. I think I went with the safest.
JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Mary points out an oasis to Joseph. Joseph corrects her and says it’s an oaBRO. This joke is made possible by the fact that the word oasis ends in “sis”, which is short/slang for “sister”. Despite this having nothing to do with gender, I decided that if an oaSIS was a real, it would only be fair if the oppositely gendered counterpart were also real. Hence, oaBRO, because “bro” is short/slang for “brother”. I am nothing if not a champion of purely surface-level equality. [insert “awomen” joke here to wrap it all up] 2. “Leg day” is a day of exercise dedicated to working on your leg muscles. It was a meme a while back that bros don’t let bros skip leg day. A lot of people want those Chris Redfield biceps, but if you only work on your upper body and neglect your legs, you end up with a Hulk-like top half and a sad noodly bottom half. Very sad.
