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OM Characters Experience Sweeney Todd - The Brothers
Part 1 | Part 2
Lucifer : Nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around...
If it has music in it, with solid instrumental elements, and MC likes it? Yes of course he wants to go. Make sure the seats are good because this man does not do back of the theater. One, he's old and already needs glasses half the time. Two, The Avatar Of Pride will not settle for less than he is worth (which by extension is what MC is worth). Telling him that it is a gothic horror musical only sweetens the already decadent pot that is a one on one date with MC surrounded by theater atmosphere. He doesn't want the plot spoiled, so he specifies a lack of desire to know more details and states he trusts MC with the planning. Don't worry, he is hardly worried about pulling out his wallet for dinner afterwards no matter where they choose.
He loved this. Not quite on a Barbatos level, it certainly isn't his all time favorite, but he found it refreshing and emotionally complex. Could discuss every aspect of the story, the morality, and if actions were justified or not for hours. In fact, that is probably a huge chunk of after show dinner convo. 'Not While I'm Around' is his favorite song, something he found himself relating to personally. Hard for him to nail down a favorite character since he thinks they're all worth being interested in for their own reasons. Proud owner of the pie mug which he uses every single morning for his coffee. Straight up pretends there are no other cups in the house and he must use this one.
Belphie : Try the priest.
Nobody told him this kind of musical was an option before now and how dare MC keep this from him. When learning there is both a movie and a live version he requested to watch the movie first so he could compare the differences between the two, as he is sure there will be a decent amount of them to compare. This little cutie bundled up like a blanket caterpillar and yet managed to enjoy watching the whole movie. His excitement the day of seeing the live show was almost a physical thing with how heavy it permeated his surroundings. For once he was dragging MC somewhere, practically staring at his watch as it got close to time for them to leave. He bought merch before the show, and you best believe he got every clothing item they offered plus a poster for the wall. This is a lifetime fan in the making.
When the live show is finished, he states that while the movie is good nothing can replace the in person experience. 'A Little Priest' is his favorite song and he finds this fact to be just a bit funny given his demonic existence. Sleeps goooood once home, and maybe on the way home tucked into MC. That was a lot of high-energy awake time for him, he probably needs it. Maybe let him sleep it off.
Asmo : I'll try anything once~
Unfortunately for Asmo, the "I'll try anything once" motto did him dirty this time. To be fair, MC did try to warn him this was maybe not for him. The thought of letting any of his brothers get the chance to scoop up the ticket in place of him when MC came all the way to see if he might want to go first? Did not sit well with him. Besides, variety in his posts was important for his fans. Absolutely was not into it despite trying to grin and bear it since this was a bed he made for himself. Does not want to be a wet blanket (because ew) but faking it has never been Asmo's style and never will be.
Music was fine, but was much too dark for the poor guy and he for sure spent the whole time stressed. If he had to choose a favorite song it was probably 'Johanna', was really only invested in the romantic element and not a single other part. Do not get this poor guy merch he is not interested in remembering he saw this and for sure treat him to a good picture worthy meal and maybe a stop by one of the human makeup stores and that should patch up his mood just fine.
Satan : Poppin WHAT into pies?
Never blindly agrees to anything, so always wants the premise of the musical explained to him ahead of time as fully as possible so he may make an informed decision. Isn't typically interested in things that contain gore, but decides to see it out of curiosity for how this kind of concept would be done on a stage more than anything. Dresses up for theater without question by the way. Takes the cat pie mention as a personal offense and cries about it but in a ragey sad kind of way (though actively tries to hide it because he knows it's dramatic for fiction). Just could not tolerate even the mention of such an atrocity to the best creatures on the whole world.
Lovette is his favorite character by the end of the show, partially because she doesn't subscribe to the cat pies and partially for her dedication to the Sweeney Todd cause. That girl may not be right, but he likes the idea of such an obsession in his fiction. 'By The Sea' was his favorite song, which MC could have guessed by the way he talks about his newly selected favorite character. He bought any merch in book format they had, and uses the playbill as a bookmark in his every day life like always.
Mammon : Pfft. As if The Great Mammon would be scared of some silly play!
This would low-key be the funniest experience of MC's whole career if Mammon agrees to go. Which he would. That tough guy act is his own worst enemy when paired with the desire to continue being MC's number one choice so naturally even knowing all the information he still swallows hard and agrees to go. Covers his eyes every time someone is becoming a corpse as subtly as possible (so not subtly at all). Gets a little pale if he thinks too hard about the concept of consuming a pie with a human in it. Liked Toby because the character kind of reminds him of Luke, which is really sweet. Will one hundred percent deny being scared at any point if MC were to try and point it out.
'Johanna' is his favorite song because he is a hopeless secret romantic. Known to be caught humming this when he thinks he is alone for the next month. Will deny it as well. Got himself a magnet and bought MC whatever they wanted in order to repair his image but also because he always does such a thing. Doesn't look at ground meat the same for the next few weeks.
Beel : The worst pies in London???
This gentle giant would follow MC anywhere, and today's anywhere happens to be a theater in which Sweeney Todd is performed. While he doesn't care for horror himself, if this kind of thing is what MC prefers he will have an easier time dealing with it for their sake than others in his family who dislike horror would. Settles in with his arm over the back of MC's seat in hopes of portraying ease, but its mainly so if he feels stressed he can squeeze the seat and alert nobody to his discomfort. Admittedly finds the whole thing less bothersome than he thought he would, and by the end is fully invested into the story. Chooses Anthony as his favorite because he did what nobody else managed and protected someone who deserved it (directly) by getting Johanna out of this disaster-fest.
Favorite song is 'The Worst Pies In London' because he believes this is false advertising and it still looks pretty yummy. We don't always take food advice from the guy who consumes furniture canonically and hadn't eaten before they left for the show. Asked the poor merch seller if they happened to have any of the pies from Lovette, did not like it when the seller laughed like it was a joke. Spent the rest of the night theorizing about what the pies could have tasted like and how delicious he was sure they were.
Levi : Ground up p-people?!
Could not be convinced to go to the live show. May be convinced to watch the movie at home and will hide his eyes at any parts he finds even remotely uncomfortable without remorse. Asks to be explained what is happening if he does cover his eyes. HATES the concept of human pies and it does make him avoid any semblance of ground meat for a few months until the image fades from his brain and allows him to exist normally again. No, he doesn't want merch of the show he actually would prefer if MC never brought it up again. Does not have a favorite character, felt threatened by everyone.
'Pirelli's Miracle Elixir' enthusiast. Simply found it jammy and cannot get it out of his head. It's also one of the few parts he was able to watch in full, though he was ready at any moment to cover his eyes once more. Probably shouldn't have convinced him this was worth watching. Doesn't get how MC could like this musical so much.
Part 2 as promised. I had fun and I hope you all did too. Who knows what I will do next. I don't. That's the fun part of writing on vibes in the middle of the night lol. - UA
any hcs u got on losercifer i offer 2 cherries one grim and a ball of lint.. im in debt
I love pathetic losercifer, loseifer, sad sad old man. I'll bounce between actually kinda sad, funny, and funny pathetic.
Lucifer has homophobia but only to himself specifically. His brothers can do all the gay things they like but Father told him specifically that he couldn't be gay for Diavolo.
If Lucifer goes too long without sleep he does the frog blink and is terrifies his brothers as they try to figure out why their eldest can't sleep like a normal person.
Lucifer regularly forgets he doesn't have to follow God's rules anymore (recovering from religious trauma is a bitch) and he gets so happy when he remembers he has autonomy. He does nothing with his autonomy, except cursing his father, but he likes having the option. (Any atrocities he committed don't count under breaking God's "rules" considering Old Testament God's actions and most Christian history)
WHEN DID EACH BROTHER FALL FOR MC? (canonically)
— OG game
i say “canonically” but this is me more so interpreting the moments before the MC gets given the option to kiss the brothers to kind of “verify” their romantic feelings.
spoilers for main game, i’ll do nightbringer next a lil later!
OM Brothers Play Marvel Rivals With MC
Lucifer : Cannot organically play anything more advanced than a platformer and certainly doesn't want to. He only even picked up a controller bc MC begged asked him to and it was begrudging at best. Decided early on he was only playing Dr. Strange and won't even look at any other character as an option. Being a shield for everyone else comes naturally to him after all. Never leaves quick play with you, and only gets a certain degree of better at the game before progress flatlines. Would take serious work to become a genuine gamer, but if shown all the absolutely diabolical things one can do with Portals would become an absolute menace. Slowly becomes less grumpy about being asked to play and more resigned with a touch of fun after catching sight of the glee on MC's face over the fact he agreed to play at all.
Mammon : Oh he knows his way around some video games. Having competitive brothers will do that. Will not heal or tank. DPS only. Mains Iron Fist, Black Panther, Daredevil, and Moon Knight. This is for sure the guy who refuses to swap roles because he believes that he can make it work, even if half the game is gone and he's pushing 3-7 in terms of stats. If MC mains healer, know he will absolutely drop everything to protect them ( this is his flow state, he never dies to this task if it is MC) and comes back to stand still like a good boy so they can heal him in their own time on games where he is succeeding. If MC is a tank main, nobody works with MC better to decimate a team or keep supports alive. Basically, he takes orders well but only when they come from the mouths of sheep and are followed by praise/acknowledgement upon completion. Say get out of there? He'll do it. Tell him to go nuke their Luna? Oh it's as good as done, even if he gets KO'd in the process.
Satan : Bet you think he mains Black Cat or Black Panther, huh? Wrong. Got in the game, discovered Jeff, needed exactly zero information other than that the little shark exists and what his buttons do. Shows everyone his shoes and shakes his tushy on any picks he gets. Dedicated healer, but the moment someone gets the KO on him, he's back with a vengeance only a sea rodent could bring (including the Jefferson Reload T-Bags). Better believe the player that got him is in for a respawn simulator the rest of the game. Hard to pull him from his books to get him to play, but if a day is dedicated to this task specifically he will always show up. Will play comp but gets ticked off fast if it is a losing streak kinda day. Protector of MC if also a support main. Low-key enjoys being princess protected if MC mains DPS. Main tank and hit the life saving Mag bubble? Better believe he thanks and praises tf out of MC for it.
Asmo : Emma. Main. Emma main. Flexible enough to also play Luna and Hela should the need arise though and as soon as Rouge comes out he adds her to the ensemble. Astonishingly good at hitting shots on his non-tank picks. If playing Emma, only responds to "mother" or "queen" when asked for help or given direction. Giggles like a maniac when getting a grab off, especially if MC is a support main and the offender was picked right off their cheeks. Firm believer in the emote where Emma loves on Jeff. When playing Hela is an ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL flanker. Just shreds everyone. Nobody is sure where this skill was gained from and frankly everyone is scared to question it so the world will never know. Playing Luna? The kind to hit that freeze and hump combo on anyone who dared to try him on his home turf. Defending Asmo's life while he plays support is always met with a "Thank you, Darling ~" and one of those thousand-kilowatt grins.
Belpie : Mantis enthusiast. Likes the idea of weaponizing his sin a little too much. Mutters "Yes, Naptime" in a concerning manner every time he hits a sleep. Gives the most evil sounding chuckles when he succeeds at getting a pick, especially if it's that annoying spider that's been trying it with him all game. Support Main MC? Enjoy your bodyguard. Kind of like having a particularly vicious dog next to you at all times. Mostly gets on to troll in quick play with MC. Saw a video about sleeping and solo ulting a star-lord once and that is now his favorite activity to do with MC if they're a DPS main (or main Magneto). Can be convinced to play comp, but gets tired and bored fast since it is a more serious vibe unless MC is a big sillies and just see where we end up type. Bonus points if you can get Beel to play too, though it will be the least serious three stack on the planet.
Levi : Talk about a flex player. Whatever MC needs, MC gets (daddys hooooome ~ type shii). Mains Magneto as tank, Namor as DPS, and (weirdly) Cloak and Dagger as support. Not many characters he hasn't learned though. Has way too many hours in this game. If MC is looking to be a serious competitive player, this would be the guy to turn to. Devildom's Top 500 for sure and will not let anyone forget it. Would put in serious coaching time with MC if asked, for teaching them new characters or simply helping them improve their game play by isolating their frequent mistakes. Hate a season? No sweat. Levi is happy to do MC's 10 games for rewards upon reset no questions asked. Has watched Beel (unintentionally) throw his games more times than he can count and has had to make up the difference.
Beel : Plays Hulk and Thing, nothing else. Simply likes punch go brr type characters. Is not very good at the whole video game thing but likes to hop on whoever's account he reaches first for a quick game or two occasionally. Biggest problem is he doesn't seem to know or care about the difference between competitive and quick play so RIP to the elo of whoever's account was his victim that day. Mostly prefers to watch MC play while providing snacks for the bonding time. Anything MC does is considered amazing in his eyes, so be prepared to be told how cool literally any bit of game play is at any moment. Biggest hype man. Doesn't understand ranks so even if MC ends up in Silver 3, he still believes this to be a Mount Everest level accomplishment that should be celebrated ( and will be, at that...with more food).
I do what I feel when I feel it. This is what I was feeling. I don't know lol. As Mr. Summers looks close to release, Rivals infects my brain and interconnects with the other things I love. If this is something people care about I'll do the other datables like I did with my other crack bs post. Believe me, I miss em just like I know the rest of you do. Anyway, hope you enjoyed. - UA
Drew Lucifer too !! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
OM Brothers Experiencing CATS The Musical (w/ Barbatos Bonus)
Part 1 | Part 2
Lucifer : Horrified. That is the only word that can describe the look on this poor old man's face as he is subjected to a musical based entirely on the ritual sacrifice of one humanoid cat which every other humanoid cat celebrates. Relates to Munkustrap. Enjoyed the music in some parts (cites Memory as favorite song if asked). All in all decides he would rather never experience this again. Probably more of a Phantom Of The Opera guy.
Asmo : Gleefully enjoys the whole musical. Obsessed with Bombalurina. Cries every time Grizzabella is shunned by the others. Absolutely sobs during Memory. Spends hours afterwards discussing how amazing the makeup and costumes were. When asked about his tears in relation to The Glamour Cat, states: "They were just jealous of how beautiful she was! It wasn't fair."
Belphie : Slept through most of it (dark atmosphere and comfy seats,yk?). Hit MC with aggressive side eye when a bunch of cat people entered stage, but had slept through the explanation of what musical they would be seeing a few weeks earlier so it WAS a shock to him, tbf. Out of what he did manage to see, decided his favorite cat was Bustopher Jones. Refuses to elaborate.
Satan : THRILLED. Beyond thrilled in fact to be taken to something that so directly connects to his interests. Decides Mistoffelees is his favorite because he is elegant, efficient, and helpful. Like a kid in a candy store the whole time, edge of his seat and constantly squeezing MC's hand to make sure they saw whatever he thought was neat. Bought every piece of merch they had. Yes, this is his personality now. Might as well get him the DVD for xmas, not to mention the book.
Mammon : Pretends not to be interested in the slightest but you can see him lock in at the exact moment that Rum Tum Tugger steps on stage in full gear. Will not admit to loving it, but when asked how it was gives a nonchalant statement about how it wasn't terrible. Sad there was no merch for individual cats. Tries out a scarf belt/tail for the next month as part of his aesthetic.
Beel : Confused about how there would be a whole celebration and exactly zero food. Is the only one who noticed this and nobody was surprised. Much like Belphie, loved Bustopher Jones. Doesn't need to elaborate, game recognizes game. Wonders if the next time everyone sees it (and he does believe there will be a next time) they could put together a menu themed after each cat.
Levi : Will not stop talking about The Great Rumpus Cat. Saw him for maybe a minute and wants to know every piece of lore this cat could possibly have. Took this very much in the same way he would a new anime, with stride and immense interest despite the humanoid cat people. Goes home and reads the book for the lore so he can have more facts and knowledge than any "normie" in relation to this musical in the future.
BONUS
Barbatos : Spends the whole musical in a pondering stance, until the mice. Their brief appearance skeeves him out and he spends the rest of the musical expecting more unsavory rodents to appear. Not entirely sure if he had a good time as he would be polite about your interests regardless. Does definitely voice his distaste for the mice though.
I'm not gonna lie this might be more of a crack post than a real post, but as this is my favorite musical (no, not taking any opinions on that) I couldn't help but think about how the different boys would take being hauled to it lol. Is it a trash first post? Yep. Wouldn't have it any other way. - UA
I MISS BARBATOS
That is all. New game is good and all but I miss the others so much ( coming from a Lucifer enthusiast at that) and I am really in my feels about it today.