#object class: keter

[shitty-anomalies]

A nondescript conifer tree that generates "presents" under its branches. These boxes appear normal until opened, and contain a variety of goods found to be important or impactful to the opener. If opened by a non-sentient being or machine, presents implode at ████m/s, utterly annihilating all matter within ██ meters.

Use of scp-████ as a present generator is not allowed, as scissors are not sentient and the consistent loss of staff around holiday seasons has been deemed inexcusable.

[anaban44]

Keter fight!!!!  based on this meme

[i-am-the-corn]

man i jus love draw.ing scp ••|•••••|••|• being a cute and curious bean

[mimigamasked]

Corona means crown.

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Keter means crown

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Thus is it logical to say we are facing a Keter-level threat?

[do-good-wrecklessly]

you listen to rain sounds or music to fall asleep

i listen to why the scp keter class would kill my ass in a second to fall asleep

we are Not The Same

[keyboardkat3]

If Pokemon were SCPs, which ones would be keter?

[shitty-anomalies]

Scp-████  is a room that appears to be a bathroom, until an attempt is made to use it as such. Upon closing the door to scp-████, all contents are exchanged with the contents of an alternate-reality version of scp-████. Use as an escape method is not advised, as over half of alternate realities are uninhabitable.

[shitty-anomalies]

Ello! I see you liked my hot dog man. Good thing I've spent literal years reading and researching SCPs, tales, the like. This combined with my over-actice imagination, consider me a SCP making robot. Also having no literature talent it felt good to finally think of an scp.

Regardless, this won't be an ask without a crappy SCP sooo!

Number: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in the Safe Anomolus Storage Locker, only to be opened by L2 or higher. SCP-XXXX only to be used for testing purposes. No pillows or any form of cushion used to rest.

Description: SCP-XXXX Is a species of Cimex lectularius [Bed Bug] that has ~evolved~ (due to possible connections to SCP-2037, which is ongoing, outside forces cannot be ruled out.) no legs. However, SCP-XXXX makes up for this with an anomalous trait.

SCP-XXXX Is able to heat up its internal temperature to ███ degrees celcius, often encouraging whoever uses the bed to shift, moving SCP-XXXX around and occasionally attaching to the subject. They use this method to move around to other mattresses.

Luckily, due to the fact they have no legs, SCP-XXXX is assumed to only being known by ~██% of the poplutation~ (Due to a specific pandemic, the number of SCP-XXXX has lowered so much the only apperance of SCP-XXXX Is assumed to be in foundation custody.

You could literally start a competing account and i would not have a chance, anon.

P.s. this inspired my next post (coming ???at some point)