#objectified cattail

[shrimp-and-rice]

[berryspookee]

these two mean so much to me..

[uusmarx]

[fruitythread]

Most Attractive Objectified Side Character?

Bodypillow

Razor Pack Character (Specify, Astra doesn't count)

Sewer Tunnel Cannibals (Specify)

Cattail

Candy

Carrot

Dragonscale's Bandits (Specify, Dragonscale doesn't count)

Wagyu's Survival Group (Specify, Wagyu doesn't count)

Ghost Pepper

fuck you i dont have an answer

Voting ended onJun 23

MAIN CHARACTER POLL

the tags for this were HELL watch this get 2 likes i've written objectified so much and i havent gotten it incorrect ONCE

[p0lska-svin]

drew Mushroom's dad because I randomly thought that he looks sick I mean, that's it

ignore it

[chopstick-heartes]

You can’t tell me this hasn’t happened

[sketchyissilly]

thinkin bout the Mushroom family...

I love Cattail so much he's so cool oh my gods I NEED TO SEE MORE OF HIM AND THE GEMSTONE TREEEEE especially the gemstone treeeeeee she's awesome I need to know what she does like where is she GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Also LOOK HOW HAPPY CATTAIL IS IN THIS PICTURE AWWWWHHHHH 🥹🥹🥹 HE'S SO PROUD OF HIS CHUD BABY LOOK AT HIS FAAAAACE!!! HE SAID :D HE'S SO JOYFUL GEHEHEHE

[leederpfucker]

I made an Objectified family tree (kind of)

I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)

Notes under the cut

We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"

I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree

The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent

If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering

Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu, Peanut Butter/PB, PB's partner, PB's baby