#objectified warhammer

[negru-imparat]

pup razor and dad warhammer

maybe i’ll color this later

[shrimp-and-rice]

Friend wanted me to draw turtleshell, decided to fill empty space with warhammer as well

“How do i draw the worlds most geometric guy??” -said by me as i was drawing this beheamoth of an object

[leederpfucker]

I made an Objectified family tree (kind of)

I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)

Notes under the cut

We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"

I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree

The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent

If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering

Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu, Peanut Butter/PB, PB's partner, PB's baby

[thegreatcrowdragon]

People who ship razor and fuzzball what’s your opinion on warhammer x faux because I kind of feel like they’ve got similar vibes going on

[blizzard-ghost]

found a neat parallel after reading Warhammer’s section on the wiki’s page about Lawless Kings

Just a neat parallel!

Me saying Razor & FB are just “friends”, nooo I know who they are

[tansypawz]

GUYS GUYSGUSGYUSGASUYDA I HAVE. A THEORY SPOILERS FOR THE NEW OBJECTIFIED EPISODE ?? I THINK

I THINK WARHAMMER IS THREESPINES. HEAR ME OUT

we know that, while threespines is Gigantic at the end of the day its still an assimilated object AND we also know warhammer has been missing for a while in ebb and flow, when fossil and painkiller are talking about warhammer, painkiller says smth like "i wonder what someone so huge could be up to rn" before looking up at, YEP YOU GUESSED IT, MOTHERFUCKING THREESPINES

AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT SUCH A BIG OBJECT [LAWLESS KING] WOULD MAKE SUCH A BIG CATASTROPHE ONCE ASSIMILATED

WARHAMMER WAS ASSIMILATED. AND NOW HE IS THREESPINES. YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS

[leederpfucker]

Quick theory about regarding these kind of eyes in Objectified

So, you know how certain characters have this "iris and pupil-less" look? Like the following:

Fish Tank, Jumper, Cherry, Billie, and Harry.

Now, Harry is important here because we likely know why he has this kind of eye: because of his father, Warhammer.

So I must ask: why does this have to only apply to Warhammer's descendants? After all, Grilldorah and Pluto (and the Lawless King of Marshlight Port if this theory is true) have these kind of eyes as well

So that's basically the theory: any character who has that "iris and pupil-less" eye is descended from a Lawless King. Lawless Kings passing down a special kind of eye is nothing new; if it can happen with Faux's descendants it can happen with the other kings.

[negru-imparat]

part two to this post i guess

the rest of the pack meeting astra :3