#objectified schick

[cheesycookster]

some schick and venus love!

[fluffy-aroace]

I tried to draw them, and here is the result :]

A bit of a lazy drawing, but still good, I think..

[skurble]

I don't think I've pozted theze yet zo here ya go

[supersaucetastix]

I got bored so I drew Schick eating a giant Fry

[totally-oliver]

Me and my friends had this EXACT conversation with the same avatars i had to draw it bro

Ts frying me😭💔

[ficklepickle101]

More Objectified slop

Blood, eye strain, creepy eyes, and Objectified spoilers

Fun fact the eyeballs are mine from a picture when I was in middle school 🤑

[leederpfucker]

I made an Objectified family tree (kind of)

I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)

Notes under the cut

We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"

I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree

The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent

If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering

Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu, Peanut Butter/PB, PB's partner, PB's baby

[ali3nnnn]

genuinely what am i doing.

Venus and schick yayyy

Uhhhh i have art block and not much motivation :P