#objectified schick

[cheesycookster]

some schick and venus love!

[skurble]

I don't think I've pozted theze yet zo here ya go

[supersaucetastix]

I got bored so I drew Schick eating a giant Fry

[leederpfucker]

I made an Objectified family tree (kind of)

I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)

Notes under the cut

We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"

I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree

The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent

If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering

Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu, Peanut Butter/PB, PB's partner, PB's baby

[totally-oliver]

”I gave up on schick.”

“I hope you all like it though, I worked on it for a week.”

[ali3nnnn]

genuinely what am i doing.

Venus and schick yayyy

Uhhhh i have art block and not much motivation :P

[shrimp-and-rice]

ITS DONE

thank you to everyone who let me borrow their ocs <3

[grianthedecayingbird]

FINALLY I CANT POST THIS. SORRY GUYS I HIT THE POST LIMIT YESTERDAY FROM SPAM REBLOGGING MY FRIEND

ALLIANCE TEASER ART REDRAW