#objectionlessobjectlesson

[got2ghost-archive]

kagehina lesbiansssss

full nsfw here!

[happyprinceling]

I love you!!! care to share thoughts on the gayness of snakes??

I LOVE YOU!!

i actually realised i never talked about why i started that tag in the first place?? it’s not just the fact that snakes are both great metaphors for mlm and for wlw but mainly because i learned the devil was so often depicted as a snake with tits when it tempts eve to try the apple... so actually the tag should be eve is gay lol.. i have a whole other drawer of Gay And Gender Thoughts On The Devil but now is not the time

anyway back to the metaphors like. 1) the obvious: kinda phallic 2) all the goddamn myths!!! is there any snake person in mythology that ISN’T gay? well is there any monster person in mythology that isn’t gay - we both know the answer. 2) lick lick 3) there’s just so many similarities in the ways snakes are depicted and wlw are depicted... the silent and sneaky predator :(( but actually snakes are gentle and alert and fierce creatures 4) all the tender nuzzling!! and the MUSCLES !!! snakes 🤝 wlw = intertwined sexy times...

[jlf23tumble]

objectionlessobjectlesson replied to your post “horsegirlharry: is anyone talking about David Hockney’s art and how he...”

"people talking more about the lou and louver"

RIGHT! That annoyed the fuck out of me earlier...like, we’re just gonna ignore one of the preeminent gay northern (yorkshire) artists of all time? OKAY! 

[homosociallyyours]

"restraint" (whatever that means to you!!!) as for pairings, Larry or Ziam and maybe Gaybo if you feel like it!

Went for gaybo and fem!Larry, because if I’m gonna write something sexual it’s gonna be femslash...I didn’t think you’d mind! Decided to go for an alpha/alpha pairing because while people talk about alpha males a lot i don’t see much fic for alpha females, and I always wonder what physiological differences we’d see. I imagine an internal knotting system (the vaginal canal swells, holding tightly to anything that’s inserted) as well as a more prominent clit that extends out from under the hood during arousal and that, with proper stimulation, will actually produce cum that contains genetic material--longer lasting than sperm, and thicker than semen. In addition to being thicker, I also imagine it having a bit more tackiness, allowing an a/o pairing of two women to also experience a kind of locking together that would allow the o to be impregnated. 

ANYWAY! I know that’s a lot of worldbuilding for a 5 sentence fic, but here we are. thanks for these, babe!!

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Harry growled, pulling at the ropes that kept her wrists tight against the bedposts and her legs spread wide apart. She wasn’t in her rut, but she might as well have been for the force of her desire, the curling tension in her belly and the pulsing deep in her cunt as strong as it had ever been. As an alpha too, Louis would get it, would know that feeling if Harry could just get out the words to say it, but all she could do was bite her lip, focused instead of Louis kneeling between her legs and teasing her. 

~~~Louis rubbed her knuckles against Harry’s hard clit and listened to her growl low in her throat, painfully aware of what all this teasing had to be doing to her and savoring every moment of it. She had plans for what she was going to do to Harry, starting with the restraints she’d already tied on and ending with watching Harry shoot off under her hands as she swallowed down as much of her thick, honeyed cum as she could. 

[aqueermenagerie]

8 fem larry!

“Sshhh!” Harry giggles, crooking her finger like the goof she is and backing into an empty green room.

Louis follows after, would follow Harry anywhere. She’s stifling a laugh behind her hand, the two of them having snuck off from rehearsals as soon as they were dismissed. Harry had snagged her hand, dragged her away with that look in her eyes. The one that says c’mere, that says I want you, and Louis’ not the kind of girl who could ever resist that.

Not that she wants to.

The room is dark when they close the door, and Louis tries to locate the light blindly while Harry presses her against the door.

“Don’t.” Harry’s voice is soft, hands clumsily trying to find Louis’ in the pitch black. “Don’t turn on the light. Just kiss me.”

Louis drops her hand from where she had located the switch, leaving it off, instead wrapping her arms around Harry’s waist. She knows their faces are close, can feel Harry’s breath, wash over her cheeks. It feels a bit religious, like some baptism, she’s being cleansed by this girl. The feeling draws Louis in with a sense of awe, and when her lips press to skin she shivers.

She’s off mark, has to drag her lips along before their lips align, but when they slot together easy as breathing it’s bliss. It’s soft, Harry humming quietly as she presses into Louis even further.

In this moment, they’re not pop stars. They’re not members of one of the most famous girl groups in the world. They’re just two girls in love, sharing a stolen kiss. Paul will find them eventually. They’ll have to go back eventually.

But for now, Louis’ gonna kiss her girl in the dark.

[hobisexually]

objectionlessobjectlesson replied to your post: What is your biggest regret when it comes to...

oh god I used to write and read TH fic, helpppp

oh lord HAHA was it the pairing we don't speak of and pretend doesn't exist?

[maleksrami]

I️ associate you with slick brows, tif (which I’ve never read lol) and Disney!!! 💜💜💜 love you (this is Phoenix)

I’m gonna say the exact same thing I said to you when you introduced yourself to me in person: “I. KNOW. WHO. YOU. ARE.”

I adore you, bless you, read TIF, love you, have a good night 💗

[happyprinceling]

37 for Harry and Louis for some constant debauchery vibes

#37 within the theme of ‘dark academia’.  Phoeniiiiix, this was just so perfect. so on brand. and it finally offered me the perfect opportunity to draw The Arcade Scene from constant debauchery...

send me art prompts for 1d members or characters